Kid Scanlan. Witwer Harry Charles

Kid Scanlan - Witwer Harry Charles


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or so ago and – "

      He hurls down the book and dances around like he's gonna throw a fit or somethin'.

      "I been all over the place," he yells, "and I can't find him! I want to get this exterior while the sun is right and there's no Richard or no Genaro!"

      The Kid, who has been talkin' to Miss Vincent, comes over then and says.

      "What's all the excitement?"

      "Who are you?" asks Duke.

      "We're from New York," I butts in, "and – "

      "Well, sufferin' cats!" hollers Duke. "Why didn't you say so before? One of you is the man I'm holdin' this picture for!"

      "Why, Genaro says," I begins, "that next week is – "

      "Never mind Genaro!" shrieks Duke. "He ain't here now and I'm directing this picture! See that sun commencing to get dim? Which one of you was sent on by Mr. Potts?"

      "This guy here!" I tells him, pointin' to the Kid. "I'm his manager."

      "Carries a manager, does he?" snorts Duke. "Well, run him in the dressin' room there and get a costume on him. Hurry up, will you – look at that sun!"

      We beat it on the run for the place he pointed out, and as we started away I seen him throw out his chest and say to one of the dames.

      "That's the way those stars should be handled all the time! Fussing over them is a mistake; you must show them at once that no such thing as temperament will be tolerated! Broadway star, eh? Well, you saw how I handled him!"

      I didn't quite make that stuff, but I felt that somethin' was wrong somewheres. Genaro had told me the Kid's picture wasn't to be made for a week, but we were gettin' thirty thousand for this stunt so I says to the Kid.

      "Get in there and shed them clothes of yours and I'll beat it over to the hotel and get your ring togs! They're gettin' ready to fix you so you no fighta the champ!"

      I beat it back to the trick hotel and got the suitcase with the Kid's gloves, shoes and trunks in it and it didn't take me five minutes to get back, but that Duke guy is on my neck the minute he sees me.

      "Will you hurry up?" he hollers, pullin' a watch on me. "Look at that sun!"

      "He'll be out in a minute now!" I says. "I got a guy in there helpin' him dress."

      "He knows this stuff all right, doesn't he?" he asks me. "I understand he's been doing nothing but the one line for years."

      "Knows it?" I laughs. "He's the world's champion; that's good enough, ain't it?"

      "That's what they all say!" he sneers. "All I hope is that he ain't no cheap ham! Look at that sun gettin' away from me!"

      While I'm tryin' to dope out what all these birds in tights and with feathers in their hats has got to do with "How Kid Scanlan Won the Title," Duke grabs my arm.

      "Drag that fellow out of the dressin' room," he says, "and tell him he enters from the second entrance where those trees are. He goes right through the Tower scene – he knows it by heart, I guess. I'll be right up on that platform there directing and that's where he wants to face – not the camera!"

      Well, I went into the dressin' room and the Kid is ready. He's got on a pair of eight ounce gloves, red silk trunks and ring shoes.

      "What do I pull now?" he asks me.

      "Just walk right out from between them trees," I says, "and they'll tip you off to the rest."

      We sneaked around the scene from the back and stood behind the tree which Duke had pointed out. A stage hand or somethin' who seemed to be sufferin' from hysterics told us not to let Duke see us till we entered the scene, because it was considered bad luck to walk before the camera first.

      "Clear!" we hear Duke yellin', and then he blows a whistle. "Hey, move faster there, you extra people, a little ginger! Billy, face center, can't you! Now, Miss Vincent, register fear – that's it, great! All right, Richard!"

      "That's you!" pipes the stage hand, and on walks the Kid. He stands in the middle of the scene like he done many a time in the newspaper offices back home and strikes a fightin' pose.

      A couple of women shrieks and runs back of the trees hidin' their faces and Miss Vincent falls in a chair and laughs herself sick. To say the Kid created a sensation would be puttin' it mild – he was a riot! The rest of the bunch howls out loud, holdin' their sides and staggerin' up against each other, and the stage hands rolled around the floor. But the guy that was runnin' the thing, this Duke person, almost faints, and then he gets red in the face and jumps down off the platform.

      "What do you mean?" he screams at the Kid. "What do you mean by coming out before these ladies and gentlemen in that garb? How dare you? Is that your interpretation of Richard the Third? Have you been drinking or what?"

      "What's the matter, pal?" asks the Kid, lookin' surprised. "I got to wear somethin', don't I?"

      Off goes the bunch howlin' again.

      "If this is a joke, sir," yells Duke, "it will be a mighty costly one for you!"

      This De Vronde has been standin' on the side lookin' on and the Kid, seein' Miss Vincent, waves a glove at her. She waves back holdin' her side and smiles.

      "Haw! Haw! Haw!" roars this De Vronde guy. "How droll!"

      The Kid is over to him in two steps. He's seen that everybody is givin' him the laugh and he realizes he's in wrong somehow, but the thing has him puzzled.

      "Where d'ye get that 'haw, haw' stuff?" he snarls, stickin' his chin out in front of De Vronde.

      "Why, you ignorant ass!" sneers De Vronde, out loud, so's Miss Vincent can hear him. "If you had any brains you'd know!"

      "I don't need no brains!" snaps the Kid, settin' himself. "I got this!"

      And he drops De Vronde with a right hook to the jaw!

      "Boys!" screams Duke, pointin' to the Kid. "Throw that ruffian out!"

      A couple of big huskies makes a dash for the Kid, and I figured I might as well get in the thing now as later, so I tripped one as he was goin' past and the Kid bounces the other with a short left. De Vronde jumps up and hits the Kid over the head with a cane, while Miss Vincent screams and hollers "Coward!" Then a bunch of supers comes runnin' in from the back just as the Kid puts De Vronde down for keeps, and in a minute everybody was in there tryin'.

      Everybody but one guy, and he was turnin' the crank of his camera like he was gettin' paid by the number of revolutions the thing made.

      While it lasted, it was some fracas, as we say at the studio. It certainly was a scream to see them guys, all dressed up to play the life out of Richard the Third, fallin' all over each other to get out of the way of the Kid's arms and bein' held back by the jam behind 'em. After the Kid has beat most of them up and I have took care of a few myself, a whistle blows and they all fall back – and in rushes Genaro.

      "Sapristi!" he hollers. "What you mean eh? What you people do with my Reechard?"

      Duke tries to see him out of his one good eye.

      "This scoundrel," he pipes, pointin' to the Kid, "came out here to play Richard the Third costumed like that!"

      Genaro looks from me to the Kid and grabs his head.

      "What?" he yells. "That feller want to play Reechard? Ho, ho! You maka me laugh! You're crazy lika the heat! That's what you call fighting champion of the world! He'sa Mr. Kid Scanlan. We maka hisa picture nex' week!"

      Duke gives a yell and falls in a chair.

      I pulls on my coat and wipes my face with a handkerchief.

      "Yes," I says, "and they just tried to fix him so he no fighta the champ!"

      "Zowie!" pipes Duke, sprawled out in the chair, "I thought he was Roberts, the man we wired to come on from Boston! What in the name of Charlie Chaplin will we do now? Potts will be here to-morrow to see this picture and you know what it means, if it isn't made!"

      The Kid is over talkin' to Miss Vincent and Genaro calls him over.

      "Viola!"


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