Alf's Button. W. A. Darlington

Alf's Button - W. A. Darlington


Скачать книгу
tion>

       W. A. Darlington

      Alf's Button

      Published by Good Press, 2019

       [email protected]

      EAN 4057664588845

       FOREWORD

       CHAPTER I ALF HIGGINS, RUNNER

       CHAPTER II ALF CLEANS HIS BUTTONS

       CHAPTER III THE MIRACLE OF THE PLANES

       CHAPTER IV THE MISGUIDED ZEAL OF EUSTACE

       CHAPTER V EUSTACE FETCHES BEER

       CHAPTER VI ISOBEL'S "DREAM"

       CHAPTER VII EUSTACE ORDERS A BATH

       CHAPTER VIII BLIGHTY FOR TWO

       CHAPTER IX LIEUTENANT DONALDSON BECOMES SUSPICIOUS

       CHAPTER X EUSTACE BLUNDERS AGAIN

       CHAPTER XI THE VICAR'S WIFE OUTRAGED

       CHAPTER XII ALF RECEIVES

       CHAPTER XIII P.C. JOBLING INVESTIGATES

       CHAPTER XIV MR. FARR'S MISGUIDED ZEAL

       CHAPTER XV THE CAPTURE OF MASTER BOBBY

       CHAPTER XVI MRS. GRANT'S DIPLOMACY

       CHAPTER XVII THE FATE OF THE BUTTON

       Table of Contents

      It is a curious fact that since the death of the late lamented Aladdin, nothing seems to have been heard of his wonderful Lamp. Mr. Arthur Collins and other students of ancient lore have been able, after patient research, to reconstruct for us the man Aladdin in his habit as he lived and to place before our eyes a faithful picture of his times. Alike in literature and on the stage the Lamp plays an all-important part; and this makes it all the more strange that its subsequent history should have been so entirely lost.

      I myself incline to the theory that Aladdin allowed the secret of his talisman to die with him, and that his widow disposed of an object whose presence in her husband's collection of articles of "bigotry and virtue" she had always resented, for what it would fetch. Its tradition once broken, we cannot suppose that an old battered lamp bearing on one portion of its surface a half-effaced inscription in forgotten characters would attract much attention as an objet d'art. In fact, it would be without value or interest except to a scholar learned enough to interpret the inscription aforesaid—which may be rendered in our tongue "Rub Lightly."

      All this, however, is mere conjecture. It is based on my knowledge, accidentally gained, that a lamp of this description formed part of a job lot of "assorted curios" acquired by the Government with a view to subsequent reissue in the form of buttons for soldiers' tunics. This fact, taken in conjunction with the unusual events I am about to relate, does lend a certain color to the theory which I support; but of solid proof I can of course offer nothing.

      Some of Alf Higgins' adventures have previously appeared in The Passing Show. The Editor of that paper, by the interest he showed in Alf, has incurred the grave responsibility of encouraging me to write this book about him.

      Copyright 1919 by

       Frederick A. Stokes Company

      ALF'S BUTTON

       Table of Contents

      "Very well, sergeant-major, I think that's the lot. As far as we know, we'll take over the front line from the 4th Battalion in two days' time. I want you to warn all the men who aren't coming up with us that they are to go to the Transport lines to-morrow."

      Captain Richards, commanding "C" Company of the 5th Battalion, Middlesex Fusiliers, rose to his feet, snapped shut his company roll-book and stretched himself. Sergeant-Major French, slipping a similar though less immaculate roll-book into his breast pocket, also rose to his feet (nearly bumping his tin-hatted head against the roof of the dug-out as he did so) and saluted.

      "Very good, sir. Good night."

      "Good night, French. Oh—one moment. I'd forgotten. I want one extra runner for Company Headquarters. Can you give me an intelligent man?"

      The C.S.M. considered.

      "There's only 'Iggins, sir," he said, in rather a dubious tone. "You know the man, sir—in Mr. Allen's platoon."

      Captain Richards laughed.

      "You can't call him intelligent, can you?"

      "No, sir. But nearly every man in the company's fixed with a job, sir. 'Iggins ain't very bright, an' 'e won't do no more than you tell 'im. But 'e won't do no less, neither. 'E's a good soldier, and what 'e's told to do, 'e does. I don't think we can spare anybody better, sir."

      "All right. Send him down to see me."

      Richards was left to his thoughts, though he was not alone. From somewhere in the dim recesses of the dug-out came the sound of deep regular breathing, showing where Lieutenant Donaldson was making the most of an opportunity for rest. The remaining two officers of "C" Company had been out all day reconnoitering the piece of front line in which they were to relieve the 4th Battalion, and had not yet returned. Richards found himself wishing that they would appear. For one thing, he wanted his dinner; and for another, he was just a shade anxious, though he would not for worlds have admitted it. Of course, reconnoitering was always a long job, and there had not been much shelling going on during the day. Besides, Denis Allen—senior subaltern of the battalion and next on the list for command of a company—was far too old a hand to run into unnecessary danger. On the other hand, little Shaw had only just come out from England; this was his first time in the line, and he was just the type of keen young thing to do something foolish out of ignorance or bravado.

      Richards


Скачать книгу