Break-Up Club: A smart, funny novel about love and friendship. Lorelei Mathias
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LORELEI MATHIAS
Break-Up Club
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First published in Great Britain by HarperCollins Publishers 2016 as Reader, I Dumped Him …
This edition published by HarperCollins Publishers 2016
Copyright © Lorelei Mathias 2016
Cover design by Holly Macdonald © HarperCollinsPublishers Ltd 2016
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This novel is entirely a work of fiction. The names, characters and incidents portrayed in it are the work of the author’s imagination. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, events or localities is entirely coincidental.
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Ebook Edition © May 2016 ISBN: 9780008202330
Version: 2017-01-09
This book is dedicated to:
Katie and Mark
The memory of my Dad and Evie
And anyone, anywhere, who has ever had a break up.
Table of Contents
The Rules of Break-Up Club – ‘to Our Members, We’re the First Emergency Service’.
5. Unexpected Item in the Bagging Area
7. Break-Up and Smell the Coffee
11. Love Don’t Live Here Anymore
17. When the Night Meets the Morning Sun
18. Back in the Foetal Position
21. She Who Is Tired of London