Book Lover. Karen Mack

Book Lover - Karen  Mack


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      JENNIFER KAUFMAN AND KAREN MACK

       Book Lover

      A NOVEL

       Dedication

      We would like to thank

      our families who inspire us

      and

      Molly Friedrich, Frances Jalet-Miller,

      and Danielle Perez,

      who believed in us.

      Contents

       Cover

       Title Page

       Ivanhoe

       The Beauty Thing

       Stop Me If You’ve Heard This One Before

       Happy Talk

       Of Cabbages and Kings

       The Morning After

       You Can Leave Your Hat On

       House of Mirth

       Where the Wild Things Are

       Catch the Soap

       What’s in a Name

       No Reliable Sense of Propriety

       Mother’s Day

       The Woman with Phenomenal Tresses

       Along Came a Spider

       Funeral

       Dr. Seuss Doesn’t Like Kids

       Halfway to Fairyland

       Lost Days and Knights

       Dog Duty

       A Christmas Carol

       The Piper at the Gates of Dawn

       Save Me!

       Princes and Toads

       Drop Dead. Strong Letter to Follow.

       Border Crossings

       Ripping Off Rudyard

       Nightmare

       Last Book Standing

       Something Occurred to Me

       Epilogue

       Authors’ Note

       Book List

       About the Authors

       Copyright

       About the Publisher

       Preface

      “I have always imagined that Paradise

      will be a kind of library.”

      ∼ Jorge Luis Borges (1899–1986)

      When I was seven, my mother drove the family car off a thirty-foot bridge. My sister and I were in the backseat and after the dive, the sky-blue Cadillac Seville flipped over into the craggy ravine and landed on its roof. There wasn’t much water in the river below and the upside-down car sank slowly in the muck, its headlights streaming through the fog. I don’t remember being scared exactly, just too dumbfounded to speak. Then my mother said in a perfectly calm voice, “Do you think you girls can push open the doors?” It was as if she was asking us to turn down the television or put the dishes back on the shelves. She was very matter-of-fact. The radio was still playing as we tumbled over each other, somersaulting out into the shadowy gloom, and I remember thinking that this was just like the Tunnel of Love at Willow Grove’s amusement park that had recently been bulldozed and turned into a suburban shopping mall.

      “Okay, let’s pull ourselves together here,” my mother announced over the incongruous sounds of background


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