The Book of Duels. Michael Garriga
THE BOOK OF DUELS
This is a work of fiction. Characters, places, and incidents are the products of the author’s imagination, and any real names or locales used in the book are used fictitiously.
© 2014, Text by Michael Garriga
© 2014, Cover and interior art by Tynan Kerr
Ledger art for “A Scalping” © Megan Garriga
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Published 2014 by Milkweed Editions
Cover design by Rebecca Lown
Cover illustration by Tynan Kerr
Interior illustrations by Tynan Kerr and Megan Garriga
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Library of Congress Cataloging-in-Publication Data
Garriga, Michael Christopher, 1971–
[Prose works. Selections]
The book of duels / Michael Garriga ; illustrations by Tynan Kerr.—First Edition.
pages cm
ISBN 978-1-57131-886-2 (ebook)
I. Kerr, Tynan, ill. II. Title.
PS3607.A77335A6 2014
813'.6—dc23
2013043097
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For Robert Olen Butler
Table of Contents
Slouching toward the Land of Nod: Abel v. Cain
Children of the Sun: Miyamoto Musashi v. Sasaki Kojiro
First-Called Quits: Josiah Pelham v. Luke Vanderhosen
Founding Fathers: Alexander Hamilton v. Aaron Burr
A Scalping: Wiley Thompson v. Asi-yahola
Steel Hole by Hole: John Henry v. Conor MacKenna
Into the Greasy Grass: George Custer v. Ptebloka Ska
Fiesta de Semana Santa: Sueño de Fuego v. Ignacio Lopez y Avaloz
Night of the Chicken Run: Charles Summers v. George Scarborough
Dueling Banjos in the Key of A: Billy Redden v. Ronny Cox
Peleas de Gallo: Caesar Julius v. I Am
PART II: CHALLENGE
A Saint and His Dragon: George v. Dragon
Judicium Dei or Trial by Combat: Jacques Le Gris v. Jean de Carrouges
Tilting at Windmills: Argus Nicholas v. Don Quixote
On Moses’s Failed Insurrection: Unbada v. John Cantrell
A Black Night in the South: Ezekiel Ackers v. Alexander McCarthy Sr.
Slap Leather: James Butler “Wild Bill” Hickok v. Davis Tutt Jr.
The Black Knight of the South (A Gothic Romance): Cadet Moran v. Alexander “Lex” McCarthy Jr.
Catfight in a Cathouse: Cora Carol v. Vivian LaRouche
Shanks in the Courtyard: Miguel Ramirez v. Muhtady Nu’man
Code of Conduct: “Big” Mike Frato v. “Unkillable” Danny Greene
It’s a Family Affair: Danyelle Sellers v. William Sellers
PART III: SATISFACTION
Delivered into His Hands: David v. Goliath
Dueling Visions of David: Donatello v. Michelangelo v. da Vinci
A Prediction Come to Pass: Gabriel, Comte de Montgomery v. King Henry II
Old Hickory: Charles Dickinson v. Andrew Jackson
Man above Challenge: Emile Dauphin v. Dale Culver
Pistols at Twenty Paces: Philip Lacroix v. Etiene Thigpen
Check, Mate: Arthur John (Jack) Johnson v. Gregori Rasputin
Me and the Devil Blues: Robert Johnson v. Charlie Trussle
Custody Battle for Chelsea Tammy: Tyler Malgrove v. Sam Bowling
The Magic Hour: Megan Garriga v. Jaume Garriga
Occupational Hazard or Ars Poetica: Shoulder Angel v. Shoulder Demon
When challenged to a duel, do much or nothing at all.
Casanova, The Duel (paraphrase)
“Duels were demonstrations of manner, not marksmanship; they were intricate games of dare and counterdare, ritualized