Squeaky Clean Super Funny Riddles for Kidz. Craig Yoe
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Copyright © 2020 by Craig Yoe.
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Cover Design: Craig Yoe and Clizia Gussoni
Cover illustration: Craig Yoe
Layout & Design: Elina Diaz
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Squeaky Clean Super Funny Riddles for Kidz
Library of Congress Cataloging-in-Publication number: Has been requested
ISBN: (print) 978-1-64250-238-1, (ebook) 978-1-64250-239-8
BISAC category code JUVENILE NONFICTION, Humor /
Jokes & Riddles
Printed in the United States of America
Chapter 4: This Is Not a Chapter!
Chapter 5: Hee! Ha! Ho!
Chapter 6: Try Not 2 Laugh
Chapter 7: Funzies
Chapter 8: Laffy Daffy
Chapter 9: Grin for the Win!
Chapter 10: Did You Hear This One!?
Chapter 11: Chapters of Chuckles!
About the Author
A Hoot and a Half!
What’s the best day to adopt a rescue kitten?
CAT-urday!
Leah: What did the mamma train say to the baby train?
Mia: “CHEW-CHEW your food!”
What does a robin serve at parties?
BIRD-day cake!
What fruit is yellow and blue?
A sad banana!
Q: What can’t you eat for breakfast?
A: Lunch and dinner! LOL!
Bev: What did the sesame seed say to the hamburger bun?
Kev: “I’m on a ROLL!”
What does a motorcycle rider order at a hotel?
V-ROOM service! :)
What kind of vehicle does a golfer drive?
A FORE-by-FORE! ROTFL!
Where do rabbits go after they get married?
On a BUNNY-moon!
What did the third base coach tell the baseball player?
“There’s no place like HOME!” HA HA HA!
Bella: What do you call a pair of chickens?
Stella: Two O’CLUCK!
Eli: How do you get a truck without an engine to run?
Levi: Put a hill under it!
What do you get when you combine a computer with a cashew?
The inter-NUT! CHORTLE!
What does the class clown wear to school?
A TEE-HEE shirt!
What veggie does a phone like to eat?
CELL-ery!
What’s a lion’s favorite fruit?
GRRR-apes!
Crack-Ups!
What is a giraffe’s favorite fruit?
NECK-tarines! HA HA HA!
What game does a slice of pizza like to play?
Tic-tac-DOUGH! LOL!
Where do plants take naps?
In FLOWER BEDS!
What’s an astronaut’s favorite day of the week?
MOON-day!
Zoe: When is a bed bad?
Joey: When it encourages you to lie!
Where do chickens like to eat?
At the ROOSTER-ant!
HA HA HA!
Alex: What is at the end of the road?
Alexis: The letter D!