I am sort of a Loser. Jim Smith
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First published in Great Britain 2014
by Jelly Pie an imprint of Egmont UK Ltd
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First e-book edition 2014
ISBN 978 1 4052 6801 1
eISBN 978 1 7803 1370 2
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Contents
The most loserkeel superloser ever
I’ve always wanted to be a superhero like my favourite TV star, Future Ratboy. That’s why I’ve started calling myself . . . Superloser!
Superloser’s catchphrase is ‘keel!’, which is what Future Ratboy says instead of ‘cool’.
My superpower is