Mince Pie. Christopher Morley

      Published by Good Press, 2019

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      EAN 4057664629869

Table of Contents

       MINCE PIE

       ON FILLING AN INK-WELL

       OLD THOUGHTS FOR CHRISTMAS

       CHRISTMAS CARDS

       ON UNANSWERING LETTERS

       A LETTER TO FATHER TIME

       WHAT MEN LIVE BY

       THE UNNATURAL NATURALIST

       SITTING IN THE BARBER'S CHAIR

       BROWN EYES AND EQUINOXES

       163 INNOCENT OLD MEN

       A TRAGIC SMELL IN MARATHON

       BULLIED BY THE BIRDS

       A MESSAGE FOR BOONVILLE

       MAKING MARATHON SAFE FOR THE URCHIN

       THE SMELL OF SMELLS

       A JAPANESE BACHELOR

       TWO DAYS WE CELEBRATE

       THE URCHIN AT THE ZOO

       FELLOW CRAFTSMEN

       THE KEY RING

       "OWD BOB"

       THE APPLE THAT NO ONE ATE

       AS TO RUMORS

       OUR MOTHERS

       GREETING TO AMERICAN ANGLERS

       MRS. IZAAK WALTON WRITES A LETTER TO HER MOTHER

       TRUTH

       THE TRAGEDY OF WASHINGTON SQUARE

       IF MR. WILSON WERE THE WEATHER MAN

       SYNTAX FOR CYNICS

       THE TRUTH AT LAST

       FIXED IDEAS

       TRIALS OF A PRESIDENT TRAVELING ABROAD

       DIARY OF A PUBLISHER'S OFFICE BOY

       THE DOG'S COMMANDMENTS

       THE VALUE OF CRITICISM

       A MARRIAGE SERVICE FOR COMMUTERS

       THE SUNNY SIDE OF GRUB STREET

       BURIAL SERVICE FOR A NEWSPAPER JOKE

       ADVICE TO THOSE VISITING A BABY

       ABOU BEN WOODROW

       MY MAGNIFICENT SYSTEM

       LETTERS TO CYNTHIA

       TO AN UNKNOWN DAMSEL

       THOUGHTS ON SETTING AN ALARM CLOCK

       SONGS IN A SHOWER BATH

       HOT WATER

       COLD WATER

       ON DEDICATING A NEW TEAPOT

       THE UNFORGIVABLE SYNTAX

       VISITING POETS

       A GOOD HOME IN THE SUBURBS

       WALT