Malcolm Sage, Detective. Jenkins Herbert George

      Sir John Dene Receives His Orders

      CHAPTER I

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      SIR JOHN DENE RECEIVES HIS ORDERS

      I

      "JOHN!"

      "Yeh!"

      "Don't say 'yeh,' say 'yes,' Dorothy dear."

      "Yes, Dorothy de——"

      Sir John Dene was interrupted in his apology by a napkin-ring whizzing past his left ear.

      "What's wrong?" he enquired, laying aside his paper and picking up the napkin-ring.

      "I'm trying to attract your attention," replied Lady Dene, slipping from her place at the breakfast-table and perching herself upon the arm of her husband's chair. She ran her fingers lightly through his hair. "Are you listening?"

      "Sure!"

      "Well, what are you going to do for Mr. Sage?"

      In his surprise at the question, Sir John Dene jerked up his head to look at her, and Dorothy's forefinger managed to find the corner of his eye.

      He blinked vigorously, whilst she, crooning apologies into his ear, dabbed his eye with her handkerchief.

      "Now," she said, when the damage had been repaired, "I'll go and sit down like a proper, respectable wife of a D.S.O.," and she returned to her seat. "Well?" she demanded, as he did not speak.

      "Yes, dear."

      "What are you going to do for Mr. Sage, now that Department Z is being demobbed? You know you like him, because you didn't want to ginger him up, and you mustn't forget that he saved your life," she added.

      "Sure!"

      "Don't say 'sure,' John," she cried. "You're a British baronet, and British baronets don't say 'sure,' 'shucks' or vamoose.' Do you understand?"

      He nodded thoughtfully;

      "I like Mr. Sage," announced Dorothy. Then a moment later she added, "He always reminds me of the superintendent of a Sunday-school, with his conical bald head and gold spectacles. He's not a bit like a detective, is he?"

      "Sure!"

      "If you say it again, John, I shall scream," she cried.

      For some seconds there was silence, broken at length by Dorothy.

      "I like his wonderful hands, too," she continued. "I'm sure he's proud of them, because he can never keep them still. If you say 'sure,' I'll divorce you," she added hastily.

      He smiled, that sudden, sunny smile she had learned to look for and love.

      "Then again I like him because he's always courteous and kind. At Department Z they'd have had their appendixes out if Mr. Sage wanted them. Now have you made up your mind?"

      "Made it up to what?" he asked, lighting a cigar.

      "That you're going to set him up as a private detective," she said coolly. "I don't want him to come here and not find everything planned out."

      "He won't do that," said Sir John Dene with conviction. "He's no lap-dog."

      "I wrote and asked him to call at ten to-day," she said coolly.

      "Snakes, you did!" he cried, sitting up in his chair.

      "Alligators, I did!" she mocked.

      "You're sure some wife;" he looked at her admiringly.

      "I sure am," she laughed lightly, "but I'm only just beginning, John dear. By the way, I asked Sir James Walton to come too," she added casually.

      "You——" he began, when the door opened and a little, silver-haired lady entered. Sir John Dene jumped to his feet.

      "Behold the mother of the bride," cried Dorothy gaily.

      "Good morning, John," said Mrs. West as he bent and kissed her cheek. She always breakfasted in her room; she abounded in tact.

      "Now we'll get away from the eggs and bacon," cried Dorothy. "In the language of the woolly West, we'll vamoose," and she led the way out of the dining-room along the corridor to Sir John Dene's den.

      "Come along, mother-mine," she cried over her shoulder. "We've got a lot to discuss before ten o'clock."

      Sir John Dene's "den" was a room of untidiness and comfort. As Dorothy said, he was responsible for the untidiness and she the comfort.

      "Heigh-ho!" she sighed, as she sank down into a comfortable chair. "I wonder what Whitehall would have done without Mr. Sage;" she smiled reminiscently. "He was the source of half its gossip."