Эйнштейн и Ландау шутят. Еврейские остроты и анекдоты. Отсутствует

Эйнштейн и Ландау шутят. Еврейские остроты и анекдоты - Отсутствует


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Как пишет один из номеров газеты Московского физико-технического института «За науку», «Самый страшный удар достался Льву Давидовичу. Никто не верил, что с такими травмами он выживет – тем более что Ландау был хилого здоровья. Выхаживать физика бросился весь научный мир. Из разных стран передавали лекарства и деньги. Около двух месяцев ученый был без сознания. Действительно, все это время ни жена, ни сын не появлялись в больнице. Игорь Ландау объяснил это тем, что они боялись увидеть мужа и отца умирающим. Да и потом Кору, оказывается, долго не пускали в больницу. За ее мужем все это время ухаживала другая женщина – говорили, что это была его последняя любимая женщина и фактическая жена. Но, придя в сознание, ученый свою последнюю жену не узнал. Узнал только первую…» – Примеч. ред.

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