О чем думает кактус?. Наталья Альтер

О чем думает кактус? - Наталья Альтер


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      – Если бы я мог говорить, я бы открыл свой стендап-клуб прямо здесь, на подоконнике! «Кактус и его колючие шутки» – звучит неплохо, правда?

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