Тёщины шуточки. Семейные анекдоты, самые смешные до слёз. Виктория Александровна Бородинова

Тёщины шуточки. Семейные анекдоты, самые смешные до слёз

возвращается домой утром, открывает дверь и получает скалкой между глаз. Когда он пришел в себя, плачущая жена говорит: – Вася, извини! Я совсем забыла, что ты был в ночную смену.

Анекдот!

На 9 месяце беременности попросила мужа накрасить ногти на ногах.. Долго бурчал, отнекивался, мол, не мужское это дело… Обиделась, ушла мыться. Выхожу: сидит красит СЕБЕ ногти и бубнит: «Чего вам, беременным, только в голову не взбредет.»

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