Midnight Cravings. Elizabeth Harbison
the city.
By contrast, the pace was so leisurely in this town that Josie actually felt as if her own heart rate had slowed to about half its usual pace, despite the urgency of getting her things back. Why bother to pound any faster? it probably thought. There’s nothing in Beldon to get excited about.
Where the houses stopped, a large, verdant stretch of woods started. In Manhattan, this kind of change signaled dangerous isolation, but in Beldon it was just a pleasant break before a lovely little row of storefronts with apartments over them. The shops all had elaborate colonial facades and were painted in vivid colors. The quaintness was so uniform that Josie wondered if there was a penalty for having a plain building.
That question was answered, though, when she got to the police station. It was a redbrick box, with nothing to distinguish it except a cement sign over the door that read, in block letters, Police Station.
Josie took a short, bolstering breath and opened the creaking wooden door to go inside. There were three empty desks, a single bookshelf with volumes with titles such as Beldon Police Report, April ’72—August ’73, and a plain, round clock with black hands that told her it had taken approximately seven minutes for her to walk there from the inn.
This was one small town.
“Hello?” Josie called out. “Is anyone here?”
There was a startled exclamation and the clanging of metal before a man called, “Hello? Who’s there?”
“No one you know,” Josie answered. “Just a visitor to the town. I’m looking for the chief of police.”
“Er, he’s not in.”
“Who are you?”
Long pause. “I’m…uh…Deputy Fife…er. No, Deputy Pfeiffer.”
“Well, could you come out and talk to me, Deputy Pfeiffer? I have a robbery to report.”
“Don’t sound like you’re from around here.”
“I’m not. Do I have to be from here to report a crime?” she asked, annoyed. What was it going to take to get someone to act responsibly around here? Or just to act?
“I’m a little…indisposed.”
She counted to five before saying, “Look, Deputy, I’m sure you’re very busy, but would it kill you to come out and have a word with me?”
A moment passed before he said, “I can’t.”
“Why not?”
Another moment passed. “I’m locked in.”
“What?” She didn’t even bother to hide her astonishment.
“Well, uh, I was cleaning one of the cells and I let the door shut behind me.” A beat passed. “Can you let me out?”
“How?” Amazing. As if she didn’t already have enough to handle, now she had to free the police from jail. It was incredible. This was like a bad sitcom.
“I, uh, left the keys in there on the wall.”
She looked around at the walls. There was nothing on them except the clock, some FBI Wanted posters that looked to be several years old, and a Vargas Girl calendar that was, on closer inspection, from 1959.
“I don’t see any keys hanging on the wall,” she called.
“Must have left them in my desk, then,” the voice returned. “See the desk by the door? One with the pinup-girls calendar?”
“Yes.”
“Try the top drawer.”
She couldn’t believe she had to release the deputy from a jail cell before she could report her stolen bags. How in the world did she end up in this ridiculous town? Why wasn’t it rife with criminals, since the police were so inept?
If she weren’t an honest person she’d consider robbing a bank right about now.
In fact, if things with Page-turner didn’t work out after this weekend, she’d keep it in mind, she thought wryly.
“I’m looking,” she said, opening the drawer. There were some pens and pencils, a couple of paper clips bent out of shape, a pack of cinnamon gum, a set of handcuffs and a cracked black-and-white photo of a handsome young man in a police uniform, flanked by what appeared to be his proud parents.
Josie lingered on the picture for a moment, wondering who the man was and what his story was, then set it down.
“Find them?” the voice called from the back.
“Not yet.”
“Look in the back of the drawer.”
She pulled it out as far as it would go, then reached in. Sure enough, she snagged a set of keys on a large brass ring. “I think I found them,” she said, slamming the drawer shut just as the front door creaked open and Dan Duvall came in.
“Officer Duvall,” she said in a clipped voice, closing her hand around the cold set of keys. “I thought you were too busy to come into the station.”
For a moment he didn’t speak. He looked at her, then at the key ring in her hand. Then he asked, “What the hell are you doing going through my desk?”
Chapter Two
CHOCOLATE PUDDING
(from page 86 of The Way to a Man’s Heart by Beatrice Beaujold)
Chocolate makes you feel like you’re in love…or in lust. The better the chocolate, the better the lust….
1 cup sugar
¼ cup cornstarch
½ teaspoon salt
¼ teaspoon pure chili powder
8 oz. bitter chocolate, chopped
2 egg yolks
2 2/3 cups milk
2 tablespoons butter
2 teaspoons vanilla
In a heavy saucepan, whisk together sugar, cornstarch, salt and chili powder. Then add chocolate.
Whisk egg yolks and milk together and gradually whisk into chocolate mixture. Bring mixture just to a boil over moderate heat, whisking constantly, and boil 1 minute, whisking. Remove pan from heat and whisk in butter and vanilla.
Divide pudding between 6 ramekins or small custard bowls. Chill and serve.
“Your desk?” Josie asked, looking around at the other desks. “I didn’t go through your desk.”
In the back, there was the faint sound of Deputy Pfeiffer clearing his throat.
Dan strode over to Josie and took the key ring from her hand. “My keys,” he said, in a low, controlled voice, “were in my desk.” He thumped his hand on the desk in front of her. “So I repeat, what the hell do you think you’re doing?”
She stood up and put her hands on her hips. “Deputy Pfeiffer—” whom she dearly hoped outranked Dan Duvall “—locked himself in a cell back there and asked me to get his keys for him so he could get out. I’m doing just that.”
Dan looked incredulous. “Deputy Pfeiffer?”
She felt her face grow warm, even though she hadn’t done anything wrong. “Yes, Deputy Pfeiffer,” she said, gesturing toward the open doorway in the back. “He locked himself in and asked me to get the keys for him.”
“Oh, I’ll bet he did,” Dan said, shaking his head. Then he laughed. He actually laughed.
At her.
“Just what’s so funny?”
“Usually, people like you are begging me