Bad Dad. Tony Ross

Bad Dad - Tony  Ross


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Must Come Down

       Chapter 33: Sulk

       Chapter 34: Crime Does Pay

       Chapter 35: Champagne, Perfume and Hairspray

       Chapter 36: Loot

       Chapter 37: Bursting a Brain

       Chapter 38: Stop!

       Chapter 39: A Figure in the Shadows

       Chapter 40: Empty Chairs

       Chapter 41: Guilty

       Chapter 42: No One Says No

       Chapter 43: Pongy Cheese

       Chapter 44: Sneeze Juice

       Chapter 45: Masterplan

       Chapter 46: A Riddle

       Chapter 47: Where Did You Get That Goose?

       Chapter 48: Wrongfoot

       Chapter 49: Thwack!

       Chapter 50: Seven Brothers

       Chapter 51: A Graveyard for Cars

       Chapter 52: Crusher

       Chapter 53: Deep, Dark Dread

       Chapter 54: Liar

       Chapter 55: Wrinkly Bottom

       Chapter 56: Mum With a Gun

       Chapter 57: Fearsome Beasts

       Chapter 58: Kill Two Birds With One Stone

       Chapter 59: Overcooked Sausages

       Chapter 60: Fury

       Chapter 61: The Noise! The People!

       Chapter 62: Gotcha, Gangsta!

       Chapter 63: Rotten Fruit

       Chapter 64: The Truth

       Chapter 65: Frank Takes the Stage

       Chapter 66: Not a Seat in the House

       Chapter 67: Wish

       Footnotes

       More from the World of David Walliams

       Also by David Walliams

       About the Publisher

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      Dads come in all sorts of shapes and sizes. There are FAT ones and thin ones, tall ones and short ones. There are young ones and old ones, clever ones and stupid ones.

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      There are silly ones and serious ones, LOUD ones and quiet ones.

      Of course there are good dads, and bad dads.

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       This is the story of a dad and his son.

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      Frank is the son.

      Dad is the dad. His name is Gilbert.

      This is Rita, Frank’s mum.

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      Auntie Flip is Dad’s aunt.

      She babysits Frank sometimes.

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      Mr Big is a surprisingly small crime boss. Whatever time of day it is, he wears silk pyjamas and a dressing gown, with velvet slippers monogrammed “Mr B”.

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      Mr Big has two henchmen, Fingers and Thumbs.

      Fingers is so called for his long, thin fingers, perfect for picking pockets.

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      Thumbs has enormous thumbs that he uses to inflict terrible pain on Mr Big’s enemies.

      Will and Bear are Thumbs’s fearsome nephews.

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      Chang is Mr Big’s sinister butler.

      Reverend Judith is a vicar.

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      Sergeant Scoff is the local policeman.

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      Mr Swivel is a one-eyed


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