The Victorian Rogues MEGAPACK ®. Морис Леблан
we kept watching our man pretty close, determined that on this occasion, at least, he should neither do us nor yet escape us.
About four o’clock the red-haired young man and his pretty little wife came up to call for us. She looked so charming and squinted so enchantingly, one could hardly believe she was not as simple and innocent as she seemed to be. She tripped down to the Seldon boat-house, with Charles by her side, giggling and squinting her best, and then helped her husband to get the skiff ready. As she did so, Charles sidled up to me. “Sey,” he whispered, “I’m an old hand, and I’m not readily taken in. I’ve been talking to that girl, and upon my soul I think she’s all right. She’s a charming little lady. We may be mistaken after all, of course, about young Granton. In any case, it’s well for the present to be courteous. A most important option! If it’s really he, we must do nothing to annoy him or let him see we suspect him.”
I had noticed, indeed, that Mrs. Granton had made herself most agreeable to Charles from the very beginning. And as to one thing he was right. In her timid, shrinking way she was undeniably charming. That cast in her eye was all pure piquancy.
We rowed out on to the Firth, or, to be more strictly correct, the two Grantons rowed while Charles and I sat and leaned back in the stern on the luxurious cushions. They rowed fast and well. In a very few minutes they had rounded the point and got clear out of sight of the Cockneyfied towers and false battlements of Seldon.
Mrs. Granton pulled stroke. Even as she rowed she kept up a brisk undercurrent of timid chaff with Sir Charles, giggling all the while, half forward, half shy, like a school-girl who flirts with a man old enough to be her grandfather.
Sir Charles was flattered. He is susceptible to the pleasures of female attention, especially from the young, the simple, and the innocent. The wiles of women of the world he knows too well; but a pretty little ingénue can twist him round her finger. They rowed on and on, till they drew abreast of Seamew’s island. It is a jagged stack or skerry, well out to sea, very wild and precipitous on the landward side, but shelving gently outward; perhaps an acre in extent, with steep gray cliffs, covered at that time with crimson masses of red valerian. Mrs. Granton rowed up close to it. “Oh, what lovely flowers!” she cried, throwing her head back and gazing at them. “I wish I could get some! Let’s land here and pick them. Sir Charles, you shall gather me a nice bunch for my sitting-room.”
Charles rose to it innocently, like a trout to a fly.
“By all means, my dear child, I—I have a passion for flowers;” which was a flower of speech itself, but it served its purpose.
They rowed us round to the far side, where is the easiest landing-place. It struck me as odd at the moment that they seemed to know it. Then young Granton jumped lightly ashore; Mrs. Granton skipped after him. I confess it made me feel rather ashamed to see how clumsily Charles and I followed them, treading gingerly on the thwarts for fear of upsetting the boat, while the artless young thing just flew over the gunwale. So like White Heather! However, we got ashore at last in safety, and began to climb the rocks as well as we were able in search of the valerian.
Judge of our astonishment when next moment those two young people bounded back into the boat, pushed off with a peal of merry laughter, and left us there staring at them!
They rowed away, about twenty yards, into deep water. Then the man turned, and waved his hand at us gracefully. “Good-bye!” he said, “good-bye! Hope you’ll pick a nice bunch! We’re off to London!”
“Off!” Charles exclaimed, turning pale. “Off! What do you mean? You don’t surely mean to say you’re going to leave us here?”
The young man raised his cap with perfect politeness, while Mrs. Granton smiled, nodded, and kissed her pretty hand to us. “Yes,” he answered; “for the present. We retire from the game. The fact of it is, it’s a trifle too thin: this is a coup manqué.”
“A what?” Charles exclaimed, perspiring visibly.
“A coup manqué,” the young man replied, with a compassionate smile. “A failure, don’t you know; a bad shot; a fiasco. I learn from my scouts that you sent a telegram by special messenger to Lord Craig-Ellachie this morning. That shows you suspect me. Now, it is a principle of my system never to go on for one move with a game when I find myself suspected. The slightest symptom of distrust, and—I back out immediately. My plans can only be worked to satisfaction when there is perfect confidence on the part of my patient. It is a well-known rule of the medical profession. I never try to bleed a man who struggles. So now we’re off. Ta-ta! Good luck to you!”
He was not much more than twenty yards away, and could talk to us quite easily. But the water was deep; the islet rose sheer from I’m sure I don’t know how many fathoms of sea; and we could neither of us swim. Charles stretched out his arms imploringly. “For Heaven’s sake,” he cried, “don’t tell me you really mean to leave us here.”
He looked so comical in his distress and terror that Mrs. Granton—Madame Picardet—whatever I am to call her—laughed melodiously in her prettiest way at the sight of him. “Dear Sir Charles,” she called out, “pray don’t be afraid! It’s only a short and temporary imprisonment. We will send men to take you off. Dear David and I only need just time enough to get well ashore and make—oh!—a few slight alterations in our personal appearance.” And she indicated with her hand, laughing, dear David’s red wig and false sandy whiskers, as we felt convinced they must be now. She looked at them and tittered. Her manner at this moment was anything but shy. In fact, I will venture to say, it was that of a bold and brazen-faced hoyden.
“Then you are Colonel Clay!” Sir Charles cried, mopping his brow with his handkerchief.
“If you choose to call me so,” the young man answered politely. “I’m sure it’s most kind of you to supply me with a commission in Her Majesty’s service. However, time presses, and we want to push off. Don’t alarm yourselves unnecessarily. I will send a boat to take you away from this rock at the earliest possible moment consistent with my personal safety and my dear companion’s.” He laid his hand on his heart and struck a sentimental attitude. “I have received too many unwilling kindnesses at your hands, Sir Charles,” he continued, “not to feel how wrong it would be of me to inconvenience you for nothing. Rest assured that you shall be rescued by midnight at latest. Fortunately, the weather just at present is warm, and I see no chance of rain; so you will suffer, if at all, from nothing worse than the pangs of temporary hunger.”
Mrs. Granton, no longer squinting—’twas a mere trick she had assumed—rose up in the boat and stretched out a rug to us. “Catch!” she cried, in a merry voice, and flung it at us, doubled. It fell at our feet; she was a capital thrower.
“Now, you dear Sir Charles,” she went on, “take that to keep you warm! You know I am really quite fond of you. You’re not half a bad old boy when one takes you the right way. You have a human side to you. Why, I often wear that sweetly pretty brooch you gave me at Nice, when I was Madame Picardet! And I’m sure your goodness to me at Lucerne, when I was the little curate’s wife, is a thing to remember. We’re so glad to have seen you in your lovely Scotch home you were always so proud of! Don’t be frightened, please. We wouldn’t hurt you for worlds. We are so sorry we have to take this inhospitable means of evading you. But dear David—I must call him dear David still—instinctively felt that you were beginning to suspect us; and he can’t bear mistrust. He is so sensitive! The moment people mistrust him, he must break off with them at once. This was the only way to get you both off our hands while we make the needful little arrangements to depart; and we’ve been driven to avail ourselves of it. However, I will give you my word of honour, as a lady, you shall be fetched away tonight. If dear David doesn’t do it, why, I’ll do it myself.” And she blew another kiss to us.
Charles was half beside himself, divided between alternate terror and anger. “Oh, we shall die here!” he exclaimed. “Nobody’d ever dream of coming to this rock to search for me.”
“What a pity you didn’t let me teach you to swim!” Colonel Clay interposed. “It is a noble exercise, and very useful indeed in such special emergencies! Well,