Broken to the Plow. Charles Caldwell Dobie
"Well, and what's the remedy for stiffening the backbone of my sort?" he asked, with polite insolence.
"Stiffening the backbone of the middle class is next to impossible. They've been bowing and scraping until there's a permanent kink in their backs!"
"The 'middle class'?" Helen echoed, incredulously.
Hilmer was smiling widely. There was a strange, embarrassed silence. Starratt was the first to recover himself. "Why, of course! … Why not? You didn't think we belonged to any other class, did you?"
It was Mrs. Hilmer who changed the subject. "What nice corn pudding this is, Mrs. Starratt! Would you mind telling me how you made it?"
Hostilities ceased with the black coffee, and in the tiny living room Hilmer grew almost genial. His life had been varied and he was rather proud of it—that is, he was proud of the more sordid details, which he recounted with an air of satisfaction. He liked to dwell on his poverty, his lack of opportunity, his scant education. He had the pride of his achievements, and he was always eager to throw them into sharper relief by dwelling upon the depths from which he had sprung. He had his vulgarities, of course, but it was amazing how well selected they were—the vulgarities of simplicity rather than of coarseness. And while he talked he moved his hands unusually for a man of northern blood, revealing the sinister thumb and forefinger, which to Fred Starratt grew to be a symbol of his guest's rough-hewn power. Hilmer was full of raw-boned stories of the sea and he had the seafarer's trick of vivid speech. Even Helen Starratt was absorbed … a thing unusual for her. At least in her husband's hearing she always disclaimed any interest in the brutalities. She never read about murders or the sweaty stories in the human-interest columns of the paper or the unpleasant fictioning of realists. Her excuse was the threadbare one that a trivial environment always calls forth, "There are enough unpleasant things in life without reading about them!"
The unpleasant things in Helen Starratt's life didn't go very far beyond half-tipsy maids and impertinent butcher boys.
Hilmer's experiences were not quite in the line of drawing-room anecdotes, and Starratt had seen the time when his wife would have recoiled from them with the disdainful grace of a feline shaking unwelcome moisture from its paws. But to-night she drew her dark eyebrows together tensely and let her thin, vivid lips part with frank eagerness. Her interest flamed her with a new quality. Fred Starratt had always known that his wife was attractive; he would not have married her otherwise; but, as she leaned forward upon the arm of her chair, resting her elbows upon an orange satin pillow, he saw that she was handsome. And, somehow, the realization vaguely disturbed him.
Hilmer's stories of prosperity were not so moving. From a penniless emigrant in New York until he had achieved the distinction of being one of the leading shipbuilders of the Pacific coast, his narrative steadily dwindled in power, the stream of his life choked with stagnant scum of good fortune. Indeed, he grew so dull that Helen Starratt, stifling a yawn, said:
"If it's not too personal … won't you please tell us … about … about the man you killed for smashing your thumb?"
He laughed with charming naivete, and began at once. But it was all disappointingly simple. It had happened aboard ship. A hulking Finn, one of the crew's bullies, had accused Hilmer of stealing his tobacco. A scuffle followed, blows, blood drawn. Upon the slippery deck Hilmer had fallen prone in an attempt to place a swinging blow. The Finn had seized this opportunity and flung a bit of pig iron upon Hilmer's sprawling right hand. Hilmer had leaped to his feet at once and, seizing the bar of iron in his dripping fingers, had crushed the bully's head with one sure, swift blow.
"He fell face downward … his head split open like a rotten melon."
Helen Starratt shuddered. "How … how perfectly fascinating!" escaped her.
Starratt stared. He had never seen his wife so kindled with morbid excitement.
"I … I thought you didn't like to hear unpleasant stories," he threw at her, disagreeably.
She tossed the flaming cushion, upon which she had been leaning, into a corner, a certain insolence in her quick gesture.
"I don't like to read about them," she retorted, and she turned a wanton smile in the direction of Hilmer.
At this juncture the maid opened the folding doors between the dining room and the living room. She had on her hat and coat, and, as she retreated to the kitchen, Helen Starratt flashed a significant look at her husband.
He followed the woman reluctantly. When he entered the kitchen she was leaning against the sink, smoothing on a pair of faded silk gloves.
"I'm sorry," he began, awkwardly, "but I forgot to cash a check to-day. How much do you charge?"
The woman's hands flew instinctively to her hips as she braced herself into an attitude of defiance.
"Three dollars!" she snapped. "And my car fare."
He searched his pockets and held out a palm filled with silver for her inspection. "I've just got two forty," he announced, apologetically. "You see, we usually have Mrs. Finn. She knows us and I felt sure she'd wait until next time. If you give me your address I can send you the difference to-morrow."
She tossed back her head. "Nothing doing!" she retorted. "I don't give a damn what you thought. I want my money now or, by Gawd, I'll start something!"
Her voice had risen sharply. Starratt was sure that everybody could hear.
"I haven't got three dollars," he insisted, in a low voice. "Can't you see that I haven't?"
"Ask your wife, then."
"She hasn't a cent … I should have cashed a check to-day, but I forgot … You forget things sometimes, don't you?"
He was conscious that his voice had drawn out in a snuffling appeal, but he simply had to placate this female ogress in some way.
"Ask your swell friends, then."
"Why, I can't do that … I don't know them well enough. This is the first time—"
She cut him short with a snap of her ringers. "You don't know me, either … and I don't know you. That's the gist of the whole thing. If you can ask a strange woman who's done an honest night's work to wait for her money, you can ask a strange man to lend you sixty cents … And, what's more, I'll wait right here until you do!"
"Well, wait then!" he flung out, suddenly, as he pocketed the silver.
He kicked open the swinging door and gained the dining room. She followed close upon his heels.
"Oh, I know your kind!" he heard her spitting out at him. "You're a cheap skate trying to put up a front! But you won't get by with me, not if I know it! … You come through with three dollars or I'll wreck this joint!"
A crash followed her harangue. Starratt turned. A tray of Haviland cups and saucers lay in a shattered heap upon the floor.
He raised a threatening finger at her. "Will you be good enough to leave this house!" he commanded.
She thrust a red-knuckled fist into his face. "Not much I won't!" she defied him, swinging her head back and forth.
He fell back sharply. What was he to do? He couldn't kick her out … He heard a chair scraped back noisily upon the hardwood floor of the living room. Presently Hilmer stood at his side.
"Let me handle her!" Hilmer said, quietly.
Starratt gave a gesture of assent.
His guest took one stride toward the obstreperous female. "Get out!
Understand?"
She stopped the defiant seesawing of her head.
"Wot in hell … " she was beginning, but her voice suddenly broke into tearful blubbering. "I'm a poor, lone widder woman—"
He took her arm and gave her a significant shove.
"Get