Riddance. Shelley Jackson

Riddance - Shelley  Jackson


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Final Dispatch: “I am down at the swampy verge of our lawn . . .”

       The Stenographer’s Story: “The voice crackles, drops out, returns as pure sound . . .”

       Readings: from “A Visitor’s Observations.” On the Patois of the Vocational School

       Letters to Dead Authors, #13: Ishmael. “I have grown gaunt— no one knows how gaunt . . .”

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       The Final Dispatch: “Well, here we are again in my office. It looks real . . .”

       The Stenographer’s Story: “‘There is an excellent private sanatorium in Pittsfield . . .’”

       Readings: from Principles of Necrophysics: “The Structure of the Necrocosmos”

       Letters to Dead Authors, #14: Jane E. “I have had a disappointment.”

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       The Final Dispatch: “Do you hear it too? That low, cool, reasonable voice . . .”

       The Stenographer’s Story: “The alarm, though we did not recognize it for what it was . . .”

       Readings: from “A Visitor’s Observations.” On the Difficulty of My Task

       Letters to Dead Authors, #15: Jane. “At first my Theatrical Spectacle bid fair to be another disappointment . . .”

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       The Final Dispatch: “I flew like a phoenix out of the fire, and like a phoenix I was reborn.”

       The Stenographer’s Story: “The water went down, leaving the grass all slicked with mud.”

       Readings: from “A Visitor’s Observations.” A Private Conversation

       Letters to Dead Authors, #16: Bartleby. “The story may have already reached you . . .”

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       The Final Dispatch: “The inspector set his hat on the spindly legged occasional table . . .”

       The Stenographer’s Story: “Reader, she was dead.”

       Editor’s Afterword

       Appendix A: Last Will and Testament

       Appendix B: Instructions for Saying a Sentence

       Appendix C: Ectoplasmoglyphs #1–40

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      Editor’s Introduction

      I owe my discovery of the Sybil Joines Vocational School to a bookstore and a ghost.

      Afternoon in a then-unfamiliar city, some years ago—heavy, overcast sky—the almost continuous grumble of distant thunder. I was in town for an academic conference, but had slipped out of the warren of little rooms in the ugly and prematurely dilapidated “new building” where the conference was being held and walked rapidly off campus into the deserted streets of the business district, feeling a little guilty about missing my colleague’s presentation, but unable to stand a moment more of our special brand of fatheadedness.

      It was one of those melancholy downtowns not meant for walking, where the buildings take up whole blocks and there is nothing to be seen from street level except the stray sheet of paper listlessly turning itself over and over, or a street sign that suddenly starts vibrating and then as suddenly stops. It was with relief that I turned onto a block of small shops, though they were unprepossessing enough: a shuttered cigar store, a bodega in which an exhausted-looking man in a stained polo shirt consented to sell me a bottle of warmish water, and an unlit bookstore whose door yielded to an experimental push, revealing dark narrow aisles between leaning shelves, blocked here and there by jumbled landslides of books among which were many comfortable little hollows furry with what was probably cat hair—the place had an animal smell. A ragged floral towel curtained a doorway into the back of the shop, where something bumped and rustled.

      I stooped to pluck out a book from a tightly packed bottom shelf, then withdrew my hand with a cry. A bead of blood was forming on the back of my finger. The impression that one of the books had bit me faded as the scrabbling sounds of a retreat made itself heard in the lower reaches of the shelves: the cat, no doubt, surprised in one of its hideaways. I stooped again and hooked a finger in the cloth binding at the top of the spine; the volume was stuck fast; I pulled harder and jerked it out, along with a neighboring book and a thin pamphlet, but felt the binding rip under my finger; guiltily I shoved it back in without looking at it, but had to get to my knees to retrieve the pamphlet (a 1950s-era educational brochure on hydroelectric dams) and the other book (an elocution handbook from the 1910s or ’20s), which had fallen open to a page where a newspaper clipping must have been used as a bookmark, printing the pages it was pressed between with its phantom image. Ghosting, it is called in the rare-book business, and that is apt, for this image was only the first of the ghosts that from this moment on would throng to me.

      The clipping itself had slipped out. I looked for it, found it, brown and brittle with age, under my own knee, replaced it against its fainter double, and only then saw what it was.

      Shocking Murder Latest Death at School for Stammerers

      The Cheesehill, Massachusetts, school for stammerers that has been so much in the news lately can add another death to its grim tally, and this time the verdict is murder.

      It is our unpleasant duty to report the discovery of a charred body on the grounds of the Sybil Joines Vocational School for Ghost Speakers & Hearing-Mouth Children, recently in the news for the accidental death of a student, the second this year. The victim has been tentatively identified as Regional School Inspector Edward Pacificus Edwards, who had been reported missing the previous night after his duties took him to the Vocational School, his vehicle having been discovered empty some hours


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