Operational bachelorette party. Comedy. А play for 5 people. Nikolay Lakutin
light turns on smoothly.
Drunk, Lisa and Angelina come out in an embrace. They laugh, interrupt each other.
The music ends.
Lisa (through laughter). You're just a jerk, Gel, just a jerk!
Angelina (through laughter, interrupting). Come on… noooooo. I'm quiet!
Lisa (through laughter). Yes, it's still necessary to think of it, to throw it out!
Angelina (through laughter, interrupting). Yes… Come on, really… It somehow turned out that way. I'm even-even.
Lisa (calming down). So stop!
They stop.
Angelina tries to calm down, looks attentively at Lisa.
Angelina (calming down). I'm standing. So? Well?
Lisa (with interest, peering into Angelina's eyes). Well?
Angelina (with incomprehension). What?
Lisa (with interest, peering into Angelina's eyes). Well…, you called, said you had news! And the news was never reported!
Angelina (slapping her forehead). Damn right! I didn't say that. Yes, it's because while I was coming to you, I met these twins from Dolgoprudny, well… everything flew out of my head. No, Lee, just imagine. With two twins, just like that between cases at a time! But it didn't portend anything!
Lisa (eagerly, with interest, peering into Angelina's eyes). So! Stop, stop, stop! Stop teasing me! And already I want to howl like a wolf from the fact that not me, but you, these brothers met.
Angelina (teasing and showing her tongue). Aaaaaaaaa!
Lisa (eagerly, with interest, peering into Angelina's eyes). Gel! Christmas tree winders. Are you going to tell your news, or what?
Angelina (more or less seriously). Yes. I'll tell you. However, the news, to put it mildly, is somewhat shocking.
Lisa (eagerly, with interest, peering into Angelina's eyes). Well?
With noise, laughter and a rush, a crowd of cheerful girls escaping from the cafe falls out. Damira, Xana and Bela.
Lisa and Angelina are distracted by this "gang" that has appeared.
Xana (through laughter, getting tangled in her own legs, Bela). Here you are, Squirrel, burned off! (Parodying.) Old goat!
All three of them are laughing.
Bela (excusing herself through laughter). That's right.... Missis said he was an old goat. Here I am....
Damira (through laughter, Bele). Actually, I said he was an old bastard! But that doesn't beg for his goat qualities!
All three of them are laughing.
Xana (through laughter, barely able to stand on her feet, Bela). And you're quite a thing. Drunk is not such a good girl.
The trio, in passionate discussions, knocks Lisa and Angelina on their way. They simply do not notice them and, touching their shoulders, simply demolish them. They themselves pass on with their merry crowd.
Angelina falls, having managed to "Gasp".
Lisa stays on her feet, turns around after the offenders, puts her hands on her sides belligerently and defiantly addresses them.
Lisa (cheekily, to the merry trio). Hey, nipples! Come on, stop! All around! And rushed quickly here!
The trio turns around, look at Lisa unfriendly.
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