Анекдоты. Шутки. Юмор. Григорий Хайт

Анекдоты. Шутки. Юмор - Григорий Хайт


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я относился к людям хорошо, а теперь – взаимно.

      Совесть есть, но с собой не ношу, боюсь потерять.

      Больше всех виноват тот, кто прав не вовремя

      Учимся хамить красиво!

      Да, красотою мир вы не спасете.

      Когда аист принес тебя твоим родителям – они долго смеялись и хотели сначала взять аиста.

      Детка, я тебя не пугаю, я же не зеркало.

      Правильно делаешь, что хихикаешь. С такими зубами не смеются.

      Говорите, говорите… я всегда зеваю, когда мне интересно!

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