Кривая речь. Борис Чечельницкий

Кривая речь

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дядина десница.

И на лице его спитом

Горячка шепчет: «Пунш со льдом».

Про это ведает дурдом —

Вполне душевная больница.

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Пииту больше сорока.

Жена уходит спать к Аркашке.

Он описал в многотиражке,

Как будет мять ему бока.

Его чеканная строка

Гудит в разорванной тельняшке.

Конец ознакомительного фрагмента.

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Примечания

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Написано в годы правления губернатора В. И. Матвиенко.

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