The Cows: The bold, brilliant and hilarious Sunday Times Top Ten bestseller. Dawn O’Porter
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‘The Cows is a funny, smart, kind, incredibly truthful book about women … about how complicated our relationship with each other can be, about all the shame, judgement, envy and love that being alive and female entails’
POLLY VERNON
‘Feisty characters and fearless prose, The Cows is totally addictive’
Heat
‘A zippy and hilarious book … tackles some of the most serious issues that affect modern women today’
The Pool
‘O’Porter’s wise and witty narrative has many thought-provoking situations and concepts. Different, poignant and smart – I loved it’
SARA LAWRENCE, Daily Mail
‘Entertaining and thought-provoking’
Irish Times
‘Sometimes hilarious and sometimes poignant, but always rollicking … A feel-good read which will resonate with any woman’
Daily Express
‘Fierce and funny’
BRYONY GORDON, Daily Telegraph
‘A whirlwind of a story about three women finding their voice amid societal pressures … Excellent, funny, and decidedly unpatronising’
Metro
‘Dawn’s writing is addictive – fearless, beyond feisty and seriously funny’
MEL GIEDROYC
‘Fearless, frank and excruciatingly funny … The lives of Tara, Cam and Stella are insightful, but be warned – you won’t stop thinking about them for weeks!’
OK
‘Smart and insightful’
Red
‘I loved it. Funny, moving, twisty … Wow! I couldn’t stop reading it’
JILL MANSELL
‘We’ve had Bridget Jones, now The Cows is setting the agenda for a new generation of readers’
No. 1 Magazine
‘Compulsive … I can’t wait for the next one’
SHAPPI KHORSANDI
‘An amazing book about choices and being yourself’
Prima
‘Smart, fresh and really readable – I loved it’
TASMINA PERRY
‘Funny and excruciating. You’ll think about it for weeks!’
KRISTEN WIIG
‘A terrifically fun read’
YOU Magazine
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First published in Great Britain by HarperCollinsPublishers 2017
Copyright © Dawn O’Porter 2017
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Source ISBN: 9780008126032
Ebook Edition © March 2018 ISBN: 9780008126049
Version: 2018-10-26
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