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Тужился, тужился, и случился с ним конфуз – уделал все штаны. Я хохочу, сил нет – продолжал Звездочёт.

– А батя штаны спустил и задницу в Ангаре полощет. Только лодка качнулась, и он мырнул за борт. Штаны спущены, плыть не может, а у меня сил от хохота нет. Кое – как он забрался в лодку, треснул меня по шее, мотор завёл и до берега.

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