Юмористические рассказы. Антон Чехов

Юмористические рассказы - Антон Чехов


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озяб и обомлел. Как ужаленный сразу целым роем и как ошпаренный кипятком, он пошел домой. Шел он домой, и ему казалось, что на него весь город глядит, как на вымазанного дегтем… Дома ожидала его новая беда.

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      Вы понимаете (франц.).

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      Тетушка (франц.).

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      Прелестная (франц.).

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      Я прошу вас (от франц. – Je vous prie).

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      Нет сомнения (лат.).

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      Пришел, увидел, победил! (лат.)

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