Тики-рики, тики-там! Новеллы. Андрей Днепровский-Безбашенный

Тики-рики, тики-там! Новеллы

или жить, для того, что бы есть…? Уж больно много у него остаётся после еды, этих самых… отходов жизнедеятельности организма – во время откачки фекалий подолгу размышлял про себя Петька.

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