The Gay Rebellion. Chambers Robert William
isn't a physical Adonis, do you? No thin-shanked, stoop-shouldered, scant-haired highbrow has yet vanished. You notice that, don't you, Sayre? Open your mouth and speak! Say anything! Say pip! if you like – only say something!"
The young man nodded, bewildered, and his mouth remained open.
"All right, all right – as long as you do notice it," yelled the city editor, "it looks safe for you; I guess you both will come back, all right – in case any of these suffragettes have become desperate and have started kidnapping operations."
Langdon was rather thin; he glanced sideways at Sayre, who wore glasses and whose locks were prematurely scant.
"Go on, William," he said, with a crisp precision of diction which betrayed irritation and Harvard.
Sayre examined his notes, and presently read from them:
"The fourth and last victim of the Adirondack wilderness disappeared very recently – May 24th. His name was Alphonso W. Green, a wealthy amateur artist. When last seen he was followed by his valet, who carried a white umbrella, a folding stool, a box of colours, and several canvases. After luncheon the valet went back to the Gilded Dome Hotel to fetch some cigarettes. When he returned to where he had left his master painting a picture of something, which he thinks was a tree, but which may have been cows in bathing, Mr. Green had vanished… Hum – hum! – ahem! He was young, well built, handsome, and – "
"Kill it!" thundered the city editor, purple with passion.
"But it's the official descrip – "
"I don't believe it! I won't! I can't! How the devil can a whole bunch of perfect Apollos disappear that way? There are not four such men in this State, anyway – outside of fiction and the stage – "
"I'm only reading you the official – "
Mr. Trinkle gulped; the chewing muscles worked in his cheeks, then calmness came, and his low and anxiously lined brow cleared.
"All right," he said. "Show me, that's all I ask. Go ahead and find just one of these disappearing Apollos. That's all I ask."
He shook an inky finger at them impressively, timing its wagging to his parting admonition:
"We want two things, do you understand? We want a story, and we want to print it before any other paper. Never mind reporting progress and the natural scenery; never mind telegraphing the condition of the local colour or the dialect of northern New York, or your adventures with nature, or how you went up against big game, or any other kind of game. I don't want to hear from you until you've got something to say. All you're to do is to prowl and mouse and slink and lurk and hunt and snoop and explore those woods until you find one or more of these Adonises; and then get the story to us by chain-lightning, if," he added indifferently, "it breaks both your silly necks to do it."
They passed out with calm dignity, saying "Good-bye, sir," in haughtily modulated voices.
As they closed the door they heard him grunt a parting injury.
"What an animal!" observed Sayre. "If it wasn't for the glory of being on the N. Y. Star– "
"Sure," said Langdon, "it's a great paper; besides, we've got to – if we want to remain next to Uncle Augustus."
It was a great newspaper; for ethical authority its editorials might be compared only to the Herald's; for disinterested principle the Sun alone could compare with it; it had all the lively enterprise and virile, restless energy of the Tribune; all the gay, inconsequent, and frothy sparkle of the Evening Post; all the risky popularity of the Outlook. It was a very, very great New York daily. What on earth has become of it!
II
LANGDON, very greasy with fly ointment, very sleepy from a mosquitoful night, squatted cross-legged by the camp fire, nodding drowsily. Sayre fought off mosquitoes with one grimy hand; with the other he turned flapjacks on the blade of his hunting-knife. All around them lay the desolate Adirondack wilderness. The wire fence of a game preserve obstructed their advance. It was almost three-quarters of a mile to the nearest hotel. Here and there in the forest immense boulders reared their prehistoric bulk. Many bore the inscription: "Votes for Women!"
"I tell you I did see her," repeated Sayre, setting the coffee-pot on the ashes and inspecting the frying pork.
"The chances are," yawned Langdon, rousing himself and feebly sucking at his empty pipe, "that you fell asleep waiting for a bite – as I did just now. Now I've got my bite and I'm awake. It was a horse-fly. Aren't those flapjacks ready?"
"If you're so hungry, help yourself to a ream of fish-wafer," snapped Sayre. "I'm not a Hindoo god, so I can't cook everything at once."
Langdon waked up still more.
"I want to tell you," he said fiercely, "that I'd rather gnaw circles in a daisy field than eat any more of your accursed fish-wafer. Do you realise that I've already consumed six entire pads, one ledger, and two note-books?"
Sayre struck frantically at a mosquito.
"I wonder," he said, "whether it might help matters to fry it?"
"That mosquito?"
"No, you idiot! A fish-wafer."
"You'd better get busy and fry a few trout."
"Where are they?"
"In some of these devilish brooks. It's up to you to catch a few."
"Didn't I try?" demanded Sayre; "didn't I fish all the afternoon?"
"All I know about it is that you came back here last night with a farthest north story and no fish. You're an explorer, all right."
"Look here, Curtis! Don't you believe I saw her?"
"Sure. When I fall asleep I sometimes see the same kind – all winners, too."
"I was not asleep!"
"You said yourself that you were dead tired of waiting for a trout to become peevish and bite."
"I was. But I didn't fall asleep. I did see that girl. I watched her for several minutes… Breakfast's ready."
Langdon looked mournfully at the flapjacks. He picked up one which was only half scorched, buttered it, poured himself a cup of sickly coffee, and began to eat with an effort.
"You say," he began, "that you first noticed her when you were talking out loud to yourself to keep yourself awake?"
"While waiting for a trout to bite," said Sayre, swallowing a lump of food violently. "I was amusing myself by repeating aloud my poem, Amourette:
"Where is the girl of yesterday?
The kind that snuggled up?
In vain I walk along Broadway —
Where is the girl of yesterday,
Whose pretty – "
"All right! Go on with the facts!"
"Well, that's what I was repeating," said Sayre, tartly, "and it's as good verse as you can do!"
Langdon bit into another flapjack with resignation. Sayre swallowed a cup of coffee, dodging an immersed June-beetle.
"I was just repeating that poem aloud," he said, shuddering. "The woods were very still – except for the flies and mosquitoes; sunlight lay warm and golden on the mossy tree-trunks – "
"Cut it. You're not on space rates."
"I was trying to give you a picture of the scene – "
"You did; the local colour about the mosquitoes convinced me. Go on about the girl."
An obstinate expression hardened Sayre's face; the breeze stirred a lock on his handsome but prematurely bald forehead; he gazed menacingly at his companion through his gold pince-nez.
"I'll blue-pencil my own stuff," he said. "If you want to hear how it happened you'll listen to the literary part, too."
"Go on, then," said Langdon, sullenly.
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