The Streets of Ascalon. Chambers Robert William
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"The associated order of ardent suitors – "
"Mr. Quarren! You are becoming ridiculous; do you know it?"
"No, I don't realise it, but they say all the rest of the world considers suitors ridiculous – "
"Do you expect me to listen to such nonsense at such an hour in the morning?"
"It's half past twelve; and my weak solution of nonsense is suitable to the time of day – "
"Am I to understand that the solution becomes stronger as the day advances?"
"Exactly; the solution becomes so concentrated and powerful that traces of common-sense begin to appear – "
"I didn't notice any last night."
"Van Dyne interfered."
"Poor Mr. Van Dyne. If you'd been civil to him he might have asked you to the dance to-night – if I had suggested it. But you were horridly rude."
"I? Rude?"
"You're not going to be rude enough to say it was I who behaved badly to him, are you? Oh, the shocking vanity of man! No doubt you are thinking that it was I who, serpent-like, whispered temptation into your innocent ear, and drew you away into a corner, and shoved palms in front of us, and brought silver and fine linen, and rare fruits and sparkling wines; and paid shameless court with an intelligent weather-eye always on the watch for a flouted and justly indignant cavalier!"
"Yes," he said, "you did all those things. And now you're trying to evade the results."
"What are the results?"
"A partly demented young man clamouring to see you at high-noon while the cold cruel cause of his lunacy looks on and laughs."
"I'm afraid that young man must continue to clamour," she said, immensely amused at the picture he drew. "How far away is he at this moment?"
"In the Legation, a blithering wreck."
"Why not in his office frantically immersed in vast business enterprises and cataclysmic speculations?"
"I'm rather afraid that if business immerses him too completely he will be found drowned some day."
"You promised —said that you were going to begin a vigorous campaign," she reminded him reproachfully. "I asked it of you; and you agreed."
"I am beginning life anew – or trying to – by seeking the perennial source of daily spiritual and mundane inspiration – "
"Why won't you be serious?"
"I am. Were you not the source of my new inspiration? Last night did something or other to me – I am not yet perfectly sure what it was. I want to see you to be sure – if only for a – moment – merely to satisfy myself that you are real – "
"Will one moment be enough?"
"Certainly."
"One second – or half a one?"
"Plenty."
"Very well – if you promise not to expect or ask for more than that – "
"That is terribly nice of you!"
"It is, overwhelmingly. But really I don't know whether I am nice or merely weak-minded. Because I've lingered here gossiping so long with you that I've simply got to fly like a mad creature about my dressing. Good-bye – "
"Shall I come up immediately?"
"Of course not! I expect to be dressing for hours and hours – figuratively speaking… Perhaps you might start in ten minutes if you are coming in a taxi."
"You are an angel – "
"That is not telephone vernacular… And perhaps you had better be prompt, because Mrs. Lannis is coming for me – that is, if you have anything to – to say – that – "
She flushed up, annoyed at her own stupidity, then felt grateful to him as he answered lightly:
"Of course; she might misunderstand our informality. Shall I see you in half an hour?"
"If I can manage it," she said.
She managed it, somehow. At first, really indifferent, and not very much amused, the talk with him had gradually aroused in her the same interest and pleasurable curiosity that she had experienced in exchanging badinage with him the night before. Now she really wanted to see him, and she took enough trouble about it to set her deft maid flying about her offices.
First a fragrant precursor of his advent arrived in the shape of a great bunch of winter violets; and her maid fastened them to her black fox muff. Then the distant door-bell sounded; and in an extraordinarily short space of time, wearing her pretty fur hat, her boa, and carrying a muff that matched both, with his violets pinned to it, she entered the dim drawing-room, halting just beyond the threshold.
"Are you not ashamed," she said, severely, "to come battering at my door at this hour of the day?"
"Abjectly."
They exchanged a brief handshake; she seated herself on the arm of a sofa; he stood before the unlighted fireplace, looking at her with a half smiling half curious air which made her laugh outright.
"Bien! C'est moi, monsieur," she said. "Me voici! C'est moi-même!"
"I believe you are real after all," he admitted.
"Do I seem different?"
"Yes – and no."
"How am I different?"
"Well, somehow, last night, I got the notion that you were younger, thinner – and not very real – "
"Are you presuming to criticise my appearance last night?" she asked with mock indignation. "Because if you are, I proudly refer you to the enlightened metropolitan morning press."
"I read all about you," he said, smiling.
"I am glad you did. You will doubtless now be inclined to treat me with the respect due to my years and experience."
"I believe," he said, "that your gown and hat and furs make a charming difference – "
"How perfectly horrid of you! I thought you admired my costume last night!"
"Oh, Lord," he said – "you were sufficiently charming last night. But now, in your fluffy furs, you seem rather taller – less slender perhaps – and tremendously fetching – "
"Say that my clothes improve me, and that in reality I'm a horrid, thin little beast!" she exclaimed, laughing. "I know I am, but I haven't finished growing yet. Really that's the truth, Mr. Quarren. Would you believe that I have grown an inch since last spring?"
"I believe it," he said, "but would you mind stopping now? You are exactly right."
"You know I'm thin and flat as a board!"
"You're perfect!"
"It's too late to say that to me – "
"It is too early to say more."
"Let's don't talk about myself, please."
"It has become the only subject in the world that interests me – "
"Please, Mr. Quarren! Are you actually attempting to be silly at this hour of the day? The wise inanities of midnight sound perilously flat in the sunshine – flatter than the flattest champagne, which no bread-crumbs can galvanise into a single bubble. Tell me, why did you wish to see me this morning. I mean the real reason? Was it merely to find out whether I was weak-minded enough to receive you?"
He looked at her, smiling:
"I wanted to see whether you were as real and genuine and wholesome and unspoiled and – and friendly as I thought you were last night."
"Am I?"
"More so."
"Are you so sure about my friendliness?"
"I want to believe in it," he said. "It means a lot to me already."
"Believe in it then, you very badly spoiled young man," she said, stretching out