Beaumont & Fletchers Works (1 of 10) – the Custom of the Country. Beaumont Francis

      Clod. Do you see nothing in me?

      Nothing to catch your eyes, nothing of wonder

      The common mould of men, come short, and want in?

      Do you read no future fortune for your self here?

      And what a happiness it may be to you,

      To have him honour you, all women aim at?

      To have him love you Lady, that man love you,

      The best, and the most beauteous have run mad for?

      Look and be wise, you have a favour offer'd you

      I do not every day propound to women;

      You are a prettie one; and though each hour

      I am glutted with the sacrifice of beautie,

      I may be brought, as you may handle it,

      To cast so good a grace and liking on you.

      You understand, come kiss me, and be joyfull,

      I give you leave.

      Clod. I tell thee maid I love thee,

      Let that word make thee happie, so far love thee,

      That though I may enjoy thee without ceremony,

      I will descend so low, to marry thee,

      Me thinks I see the race that shall spring from us,

      Some Princes, some great Souldiers.

      Zen. I'le sink to th' Center first.

      Why would your Lordship marry, and confine that pleasure

      You ever have had freely cast upon you?

      Take heed my Lord, this marrying is a mad matter,

      Lighter a pair of shackles will hang on you,

      And quieter a quartane feaver find you.

      If you wed me I must enjoy you only,

      Your eyes must be called home, your thoughts in cages,

      To sing to no ears then but mine; your heart bound,

      The custom, that your youth was ever nurst in,

      Must be forgot, I shall forget my duty else,

      And how that will appear—

      Zen. Besides I tell ye, I am naturally,

      As all young women are, that shew like handsome,

      Exceeding proud, being commended, monstrous.

      Of an unquiet temper, seldom pleas'd,

      Unless it be with infinite observance,

      Which you were never bred to; once well angred,

      As every cross in us, provokes that passion,

      And like a Sea, I roule, toss, and chafe a week after.

      And then all mischief I can think upon,

      Abusing of your bed the least and poorest,

      I tell you what you'le finde, and in these fitts,

      This little beauty you are pleased to honour,

      Will be so chang'd, so alter'd to an ugliness,

      To such a vizard, ten to one, I dye too,

      Take't then upon my death you murder'd me.

      Zen. Him I have chosen, I can rule and master,

      Temper to what I please, you are a great one

      Of a strong will to bend, I dare not venture.

      Be wise my Lord, and say you were well counsel'd,

      Take mony for my ransom, and forget me,

      'Twill be both safe, and noble for your honour,

      And wheresoever my fortunes shall conduct me,

      So worthy mentions I shall render of you,

      So vertuous and so fair.

      Clod. Goe to your wedding, never kneel to me,

      When that's done, you are mine, I will enjoy you:

      Your tears do nothing, I will not lose my custom

      To cast upon my self an Empires fortune.

      Char. Strew all your withered flowers, your Autumn sweets

      By the hot Sun ravisht of bud and beauty

      Thus round about her Bride-bed, hang those blacks there

      The emblemes of her honour lost; all joy

      That leads a Virgin to receive her lover,

      Keep from this place, all fellow-maids that bless her,

      And blushing do unloose her Zone, keep from her:

      No merry noise nor lusty songs be heard here,

      Nor full cups crown'd with wine make the rooms giddy,

      This is no masque of mirth, but murdered honour.

      Sing mournfully that sad Epithalamion

      I gave thee now: and prethee let thy lute weep.

      Char. It is one,

      And my poor Daughter going to her grave,

      To his most loath'd embraces that gapes for her.

      Make the Earles bed readie, is the marriage done Sir?