Компьютерный юмор. Алекс Экслер

Компьютерный юмор - Алекс Экслер


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сесть бластер на положенную конфигурацию, после чего звуковые эффекты заработали, но музыку игрушки выдавать отказывались напрочь.

      Через каких-нибудь 20 минут музыка таки заработала.

      Таким образом, общее время установки PnP устройства составило каких-то полтора часа, что в полной мере подтвердило прогрессивность этой технологии, так как за этот промежуток я успел прослушать хорошую радиопостановку и придумать несколько весьма оригинальных ругательных выражений.

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