Tales from a Young Vet: Part 3 of 3: Mad cows, crazy kittens, and all creatures big and small. Jo Hardy
play. We’re members of our local church; Ross and I both play in the band, Dad is a church Elder, and Mum is deputy washer of the communion glasses. The family nativity is always a highlight; children and adults all get involved and the traditional story is given a modern twist. This year they were adding in a journalist who would report the story, popping up every now and then with ‘Now let’s flash forward and see how Mary and Joseph are feeling.’
Dad inevitably plays a shepherd because of the very convincing West Country accent he likes to put on. Embarrassingly, imitating accents is a Hardy male trait, Ross and Dad won’t stop once they start, especially when they’re together, and between them they can pretty much replicate any accent across the world. Dad’s speciality is Cornish and Ross loves to mimic Russian, probably because he plays Call of Duty on his Xbox so often, although all he can actually say is ‘Cover me, I’m reloading.’
For the nativity Dad had to provide his own costume and he’d left it to the last minute. Searching around for inspiration he picked up the living room sheepskin rug and tied it round himself with some baling twine we had lying around, from the hay bales at the yard. After topping the outfit off with a tea-towel on his head he looked completely ridiculous, strutting around talking like Ted from The Fast Show. Ross and I were both cringing, but in the end the nativity was brilliant and Dad had everyone in stitches.
That evening we went out to supper with some family friends at a pub out in the country and there was a tempestuous storm. The rain was so torrential that by the time we set off for home the roads were flooded. Luckily we’d taken our Land Rover Defender or we certainly wouldn’t have made it back.
The storm was so severe that large parts of Kent were flooded and dozens of properties damaged after the River Medway burst its banks. We were very lucky that we weren’t in a flooded area, but later we learned that four of our livery yard’s stables had collapsed, though luckily none of the horses were hurt. The buildings had literally been lifted off their footings, over the heads of their occupants, and blown across the yard owner’s garden. Thankfully Tammy and Elli’s stables were still standing, although theirs were partially flooded. Tammy was left standing in two inches of water and was pretty unsettled because the horses that lost their stables had escaped and were galloping wildly around.
Jacques was due to arrive at Heathrow early the next morning. I set off in plenty of time, but the traffic was so heavy that I ended up getting there forty-five minutes after his plane had landed. I managed to sprint across the airport to the arrival gate and got there, madly out of breath, just before he appeared. Minutes later I leaped into his arms, thrilled to see him, and he picked me up and spun me around.
‘What took you so long? I’ve been here for ages,’ I joked.
‘Mmm, sure you have. When are you ever early?’ he said, putting me back down on the floor.
‘OK, you rumbled me, I’ve just got here. But pretty good timing all the same, right?’
But Jacques was too distracted for jokes. He had made it to England – but his suitcase hadn’t. We spent another hour in the airport while he spoke to various staff and they searched for his case, but it appeared to have vanished and in the end we had to leave without it.
Jacques was wearing a T-shirt and jeans. His coat, along with everything else, was in his luggage. He did have a jumper with him but he insisted that he wasn’t worried about the cold – unlike most people who grow up in hot countries, he doesn’t seem to feel it. If anything it’s the heat he minds.
We went out later that day to get him a change of clothes and a toothbrush. He was still in his T-shirt and I kept telling him to please for goodness sake put on the jumper because it was late December and freezing. But he just didn’t seem to feel it.
‘I’m really not cold at all,’ he insisted, while shoppers in coats and scarves turned to look at him.
‘Well, please put a jumper on for me then. You’re embarrassing!’
His tolerance of the cold was well and truly tested that afternoon when I took him down to the stables with me to muck out the horses and check on the flooding. He got stuck in without a word of complaint, which earned him a fair few Brownie points.
That evening the staff at Heathrow called to say they had found his case, which probably came in on a later flight, and would send it down to us with a driver that evening. He was relieved to have his clothes but I teased him: ‘Never mind your clothes; I’m just glad my Christmas present is here.’
We were all at breakfast the next morning when the phone went. It was a friend of Mum’s who worked for a local animal rescue charity. They had a dog, a Staffie, which was in a local pound and was due to be put down that evening. Pounds can only keep dogs for a relatively short time, and if they’re not claimed or homed they have to be put to sleep as they just don’t have space to keep them. The friend asked Mum whether she would go and pick him up and keep him overnight. A foster home was being arranged, but they wouldn’t be able to take him until the next day – Christmas Eve.
Mum asked if we would mind. Of course we all said we’d love to have him and Mum said good, because she’d already agreed. She’s a dog-lover, and at the thought of a dog needlessly losing its life, especially at Christmas, she was ready to drop everything and go to its rescue. The pound was a thirty-minute drive away, so, calling out that she would be back in just over an hour, she shot out of the door, still shrugging on her coat.
She arrived back leading a black Staffie with a comical white patch over one eye. His name was Chunky. He was young, perhaps only three or four, and he was almost blind. He charged into the house and banged into everything and everyone, jumping all over the furniture and all of us so that we re-named him Clunky.
The Staffordshire bull terrier is a medium-sized, very popular English breed, squat, muscular and not the prettiest of dogs. A lot of people think they’re aggressive and mean – probably because that’s how they look – but Staffies are actually much softer in nature than they appear; they can be reliable, intelligent, affectionate and very good with children.
Clunky, however, was not yet ready to be an ambassador for his breed. After half an hour of manically racing round the house knocking everything over, including Tosca, we decided we’d better keep him in the conservatory at the back. Two blind dogs together was just not a good combination. I took him out there with a bowl of food, water and a bed, and spent a bit of time calming him down. Poor Clunky was clearly very unsettled; he’d gone from one place to another and didn’t know where he lived or who owned him. Any dog finds this disconcerting, and for a dog that is also blind it’s especially hard. Clunky probably hadn’t had much human contact in recent weeks and he was desperate for attention.
Throughout the rest of the day all five of us took turns taking him out to the garden and then taking him into the conservatory and doing our best to settle him. But he remained jumpy and edgy, and it was hard work to get him to sleep. Jacques, who has a soft spot for Staffies, spent a lot of time with him and seemed to have a natural touch; he soothed Clunky and eventually got him settled down on his bed.
That night Mum and Dad took Tosca and Paddy upstairs with them, and I decided to sleep downstairs with Clunky. I didn’t want to leave him alone all night – he didn’t know what to do with himself and might well bark, cry, chew the furniture or hurl himself around. Jacques offered to do it, but I said no, he was still tired from travelling and he needed to sleep. I made up a bed for myself on the living room floor and took Clunky in there with me, putting his bed next to mine.
Despite my ministrations it took him a few hours to settle down, during which he paced restlessly, jumping on me every time I was in danger of falling asleep. Eventually, however, he fell asleep next to me and we all had a few hours of peace.
Mum’s friend rang back after breakfast. A foster home had been found for Clunky in Cornwall, and to get him there would involve a relay of drivers. Mum was asked to do the first leg of the journey and take him to the M25, where the next driver would meet her. He would be at his new foster home in time for Christmas Day. From there he would have treatment for his eyes, and some training, before being advertised for adoption