Humbugs and Heartstrings: A gorgeous festive read full of the joys of Christmas!. Catherine Ferguson
tanned, with the build of an athlete.
But if he works in London, what on earth is he doing here?
Maybe … just maybe … he jumped on a plane to see me.
Things like that never ever happen in real life – certainly not in mine – but there’s a first time for everything …
‘I’ve got a house in Fallowsedge.’ It’s as if he’s read my mind. ‘I’ve been renovating it so I can have a base here.’
‘Oh.’
My deflated feeling is offset slightly by knowing that the village of Fallowsedge is only ten miles or so from where I live.
‘I wanted clean air,’ he’s saying. ‘Views of the countryside. Space. Everywhere’s so populated in London.’
‘So you decided to venture oop North. Brave man.’
‘Yeah.’ He twinkles those blue eyes at me. ‘And it’s looking good so far.’
I am smiling for England and can’t seem to stop. Even if he said something like, ‘My camel has Legionnaire’s disease and will breathe its last tomorrow,’ I’d be hard pushed to get this goofy look off my face.
For one heady, movie-finale-style moment, I allow myself to believe that he is the Lovely Man that Mrs Cadwalader predicted.
All the way from London.
Just for me.
Then The Boss rushes over.
I smile at her. ‘This is Ronald McDonald. You’ll never believe it, but he was the one who got you that great hotel deal.’
She gives me a funny look and sort of leans into him. ‘I do know that.’ Then she frowns. ‘But who the hell’s Ronald McDonald?’
Ronald slings his arm around her shoulders. ‘Just a private joke.’ He winks at me.
The Boss darts a suspicious glance my way. Then she looks up at him and says rather coyly, ‘I left my change in the shop. I’m obviously still in holiday mode.’
He nods. ‘That’s good. You’re much more relaxed, you know.’
‘Maybe I should take more weekend breaks, then.’ She sounds almost flirtatious.
The gloriously heady feeling I was enjoying has been replaced by uncertainty.
There’s something I’m not getting.
How are they so familiar with each other? Did they meet at the hotel or on the plane? Did they find themselves cramped in adjoining seats and strike up conversation, the way you do?
Then the Boss does two strange things.
She places her hand on Ronald’s McDonald’s chest and sort of snuggles up to him. He looks a bit surprised but I notice he doesn’t complain.
Then she says, ‘Charlie, this is my oldest friend, Bobbie.’
Ronald McDonald grins at me and says, ‘You don’t look that old.”
And the Boss lets out a raucous laugh and whacks him on the arm.
I stare from one to the other.
It’s weird enough she should refer to me as her oldest friend in such affectionate terms. But the thing that’s really freaking me out and making me question my own sanity is the fact that she called him Charlie.
Slightly dazed, I lead them out to where I parked the car.
I go to open the back door but Carol stops me.
‘Be an angel,’ she breathes with an over-sweet smile, pushing the keys into my hand.
So I’m forced to drive The Beast. Again.
Charlie politely climbs in the back, his long legs making him seem a little cramped in there. He’s clearly expecting Carol to ride up front with me and looks surprised when she swings in next to him with a girlish laugh, a pat of his thigh and a ‘Budge up, then!’
Then she taps me on the shoulder and says jovially, ‘The office. And quick about it!’
I plaster on a smile, feeling like the bloody chauffeur, and mutter, ‘Yes, ma’am!’
But she doesn’t even hear me. She’s far too busy leaning across Charlie, making sure he’s properly belted up and ‘accidentally’ feeling his leg in the process.
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