Everything and Nothing. Araminta Hall
empty.’ Christian laughed. ‘Look, I’m not trying to say that my life’s crap and all I’ve ever wanted is to settle down, but from where I’m sitting, yours doesn’t look too bad either.’
Christian sat back. He felt battered. How could he and Toby be the same age, from the same background and yet at such different points in their lives? Everywhere there were all these choices, how could you possibly ever tell if you’d made the right one? ‘D’you want another?’
‘No, I’ve got to go.’ Toby stood up. ‘You were like this at school, always worried that so and so was doing better than you, or that the party you didn’t go to was the best of the year. No one has it all. We’re grown-ups now and grown-ups have it hard. None of us are out there having non-stop fun, in fact most of us are lucky if we’re having even a bit of fun. I’d cancel Sarah and take Ruth out for dinner.’
Agatha had wanted to get Hal at least interested in the concept of eating before Ruth took him to see the stupid nutritionist on Friday. But half-term had been so busy with the vegetable garden and the trip to the museum and swimming that she hadn’t done anything. Still, she doubted the doctor would have much effect anyway.
Ruth looked drawn and tired when she came down for breakfast on Friday, casual in jeans and a shirt, but she made a great play about how excited she was to have the day off. Agatha could have told her this was a stupid thing to say and, sure enough, Betty’s lips were trembling over her Rice Pops.
‘I want to come, Mummy.’
‘But it’ll be so boring. Hal and I are only going to the doctor’s.’
‘I like the doctor’s.’
‘No, you don’t.’
‘I do.’
Betty was crying now, working her way up to full-blown hysterics. ‘It’s not fair. Hal gets to spend a whole day with you. I never spend a day with you.’
Ruth put down her cup of coffee and for a moment Agatha wondered if she was going to cry. ‘I’m sure Aggie’s got something great planned for the two of you today.’
‘I don’t want Aggie. I want you.’ Agatha told herself not to be offended by this as children always said things they didn’t mean. She started to load the dishwasher and, even with her back turned, felt the atmosphere shift. Ruth was about to capitulate. As far as Agatha could see, situations like this were yet another reason not to work after you had children; you felt so guilty you never said no and your kids knew they could get away with anything if they moaned enough. If Ruth had been the one planting vegetables and looking at dinosaurs and marvelling at two strokes of doggy paddle swum without armbands she would now be able to say no.
Betty’s screaming was becoming incessant, drilling into all of their heads, so that even Hal had covered his ears.
‘Okay, okay,’ Ruth shouted over the maelstrom. ‘All right, you win, come with us.’ Betty immediately stopped crying and climbed onto her mother’s lap, planning their day with intricate precision.
Ruth looked over her head to Agatha. ‘You could probably do with a day off, Aggie. And it would be lovely to spend some time with them both. We could go and have lunch in Hyde Park after the appointment, feed the ducks maybe.’
‘I’ll make supper for when you get back.’ Agatha grabbed at strands of usefulness.
‘No, please, I insist. Take the day, go and meet some friends. You’ve been working like a Trojan since you got here, you must think we’re slave drivers.’
Agatha smiled, but she felt like crying. She had begun to allow herself to believe that the Donaldsons weren’t ever going to notice that she never seemed to want a day off, never got a phone call, never met anyone. Now she would have to go through all the stupid pretence again of getting another mobile so she could ring herself, only to go and sit on her own in cinemas.
It wasn’t that Agatha had never had friends. She’d had a couple of serious and intense relationships, friendships which she’d thought were the answer to her prayers and would never end. But she had always misjudged the other girls; they never understood her like she thought they had.
The best friend she’d ever had was a girl called Laura who she’d met at the cleaning agency she’d joined when she’d first got to London. From the moment she’d seen her in that spick and span offi ce in Kensington she’d known they’d be friends for ever. There was something so sophisticated about her blonde highlighted hair and upturned collar and cut-glass accent that made Agatha want to possess her like some fabulous vase you’d put on a high shelf and never get down.
Agatha had managed to refine her Northern drawl in the time it took to cross the offi ce and even she was impressed with the sound that came out of her mouth. She had steeled herself to seem super confident and gave a convincing story about needing money to fund her trip to Argentina which she was planning for the second half of her gap year. And wouldn’t you know it, but Laura was also working for gap-year travel, except she was going to America. And with friends.
It was easy to find excuses to go into the office and even easier to make Laura laugh or exclaim over their similarities, when really you could read so much about a person just by looking at what book they were reading or what they ate for lunch or the magazine they read. Pride and Prejudice, Pret’s no-bread tuna sandwich and Heat, respectively.
Agatha’s mother and father were cruising in the Bahamas and her brother was at St Andrews and never came home. Agatha hated going to their house in Oxford without them and so she was sleeping on a friend’s floor while earning some money. She would love to ask Laura round, but her friend’s mother had depression and spent most of the time in bed and was really funny about dirt, so she couldn’t risk it. In fact, she confided to Laura over coffee one day, her friend was starting to irritate her as she had a new boyfriend and seemed to have forgotten about everyone else’s existence. Which was such a bummer as almost all her other friends were away.
Tell me about it, Laura had said, this summer was turning out to be so tedious she half wished she was going to Bristol in September. Bristol, that’s funny, I’m off to Exeter, which is quite nearby, said Agatha. And at that moment she believed whole-heartedly that by next September she might have got herself into that very university because, when she stopped to think about it, that was what she had wanted to do all along.
Laura knew interesting people and went to amazing places and she started taking Agatha. Agatha was aware that to fit in properly she was going to have to be fun and available and always say the right thing. The problem was that it soon became clear that saying the right thing was knowing all the other people they were always talking about. Laura and her friends seemed to begin every conversation with the words, Do you know . . . or, As Connie was saying . . . or, When I was last at Tom’s cottage . . . These phantom presences began to loom large around Agatha, they even invaded her dreams. It grew tiresome not knowing anybody and Agatha could feel people begin to lose interest in her as she showed her ignorance again and again. And it was almost like she was getting to know them all anyway, they all sounded the same and none of them ever materialised. So, one night, when maybe she’d had one glass of Chardonnay too many, she was amazed to find out that she did know Vicky, Vicky from Hammersmith who had been travelling round Europe all summer and whose parents lived in Hertfordshire. With the long blonde hair and amazing body, yes, how weird.
Except, wouldn’t you know it, bloody Vicky turned up a week later, all bronzed and amazing, exactly as everyone had said. And she didn’t know Agatha from Adam, had never even seen her. It was awful as Agatha had spent a whole evening telling anyone who would listen about their family holidays to Cornwall and their shared love of three-day eventing. Laura stopped calling after that.
It reminded Agatha of Sandra at school who had stopped talking to her when she’d asked Agatha’s mum if she really did know Billie Piper. Her mother hadn’t even known who Billie Piper was, which just about summed up the stupid woman. But even after she was found out, Agatha had wanted to scream that she did know her. She had read every single word ever written about her, she had followed her since