Hang in There Bozo: The Ruby Redfort Emergency Survival Guide for Some Tricky Predicaments. Lauren Child
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Contents
1. INTRODUCTION: WHAT TO DO WHEN YOUR WORST WORRY COMES YOUR WAY
3. GETTING YOUR HEAD IN THE GAME
5. WHATEVER YOU DO, BUSTER, DON’T GET LOST
Trying to find your way in daytime?
It’s night and you need to know where to go?
What to do if you are lost in the desert
What to do if you are marooned at sea
What to do if you are alone in the wilderness and have no clue where you are
7. OK, SO THERE ARE WORSE THINGS THAN BEING LOST
8. DANGEROUS ANIMALS, INCLUDING THE TWO-LEGGED TALKING VARIETY
How to sidestep an angry individual
If you should happen to meet the Queen of England
Dealing with individuals who you suspect might be dangerous
Dealing with individuals who you know are dangerously dull
9½. WHEN ETIQUETTE FAILS: GET ME OUTTA HERE SIGNALS
10. CONCLUSION: NOW YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO WHEN YOUR WORST WORRY COMES YOUR WAY
How to use your ebook reader in a survival situation
RUBY IS NO FOOL, so the survival advice contained in these pages is based on real information. However, it is only to be used in dire circumstances where your safety is at risk, or with adult supervision, because survival involves techniques and tools that, if not followed carefully, can be extremely dangerous. In other words:
PLEASE DON’T TRY THIS AT HOME.
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