100 Of The Best Curses and Insults In Italian: A Toolkit for the Testy Tourist. Chuck Gonzales

I must preface this book by saying: I heart Italy. I'd even go so far as to say it's my first true amore. I've traveled to many other remarkable places, but Italy and I, you see, we've had a love affair for almost 20 years. In fact, now that I think about it, my actual romance with Italy is pretty much gone, our relationship remaining profound but in a more platonic way. Sort of like the couple that has lived together so long that things like bad breath no longer matter. Italy and I, we're now old friends.

Once a year, I return to it, like an overused cell phone in need of a good charge. If I were to create my own romantic fresco depicting what I adore most about Italy, it would include the world's finest shoes, pasta, wine, art, gelato, architecture, and (I'm married now, so I'll include this last "element" with a nod to the past) men.

And though my fresco would not include the following, it's not to say they don't exist in Italy (and in fact,

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100 Of The Best Curses and Insults In Italian: A Toolkit for the Testy Tourist. Chuck Gonzales

100 Of The Best Curses and Insults In Italian: A Toolkit for the Testy Tourist

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LEARN HOW TO GIVE 'EM HELL LIKE A NATIVE!