The Adventures of Harry Richmond. Complete. George Meredith
her of telling lies. She grinned angrily. ‘I don’t tell ‘em to friends,’ she said. We had a quarrel. The truth was, I was enraged at the sweeping out of my prospects of rising to distinction among the gipsies. After breakfast at an inn, where a waiter laughed at us to our faces, and we fed scowling, shy, and hungry, we had another quarrel. I informed her of my opinion that gipsies could not tell fortunes.
‘They can, and you come to my mother and my aunt, and see if they can’t tell your fortune,’ said she, in a fury.
‘Yes, and that’s how they fool people,’ said I. I enjoyed seeing the flash of her teeth. But my daring of her to look me in the eyes and swear on her oath she believed the fortunes true ones, sent her into a fit of sullenness.
‘Go along, you nasty little fellow, your shadow isn’t half a yard,’ she said, and I could smile at that; my shadow stretched half across the road. We had a quarrelsome day wherever we went; rarely walking close together till nightfall, when she edged up to my hand, with, ‘I say, I’ll keep you warm to-night, I will.’ She hugged me almost too tight, but it was warm and social, and helped to the triumph of a feeling I had that nothing made me regret running away from Rippenger’s school.
An adventure befell us in the night. A farmer’s wife, whom we asked for a drink of water after dark, lent us an old blanket to cover us in a dry ditch on receiving our promise not to rob the orchard. An old beggar came limping by us, and wanted to share our covering. My companion sank right under the blanket to peer at him through one of its holes. He stood enormous above me in the moonlight, like an apparition touching earth and sky.
‘Cold, cold,’ he whined: ‘there’s ne’er a worse off but there’s a better off. Young un!’ His words dispersed the fancy that he was something horrible, or else my father in disguise going to throw off his rags, and shine, and say he had found me. ‘Are ye one, or are ye two?’ he asked.
I replied that we were two.
‘Then I’ll come and lie in the middle,’ said he.
‘You can’t; there’s no room,’ I sang out.
‘Lord,’ said he, ‘there’s room for any reckoning o’ empty stomachs in a ditch.’
‘No, I prefer to be alone: good-night,’ said I.
‘Why!’ he exclaimed, ‘where ha’ you been t’ learn language? Halloa!’
‘Please, leave me alone; it’s my intention to go to sleep,’ I said, vexed at having to conciliate him; he had a big stick.
‘Oho!’ went the beggar. Then he recommenced:
‘Tell me you’ve stole nothing in your life! You’ve stole a gentleman’s tongue, I knows the ring o’ that. How comes you out here? Who’s your mate there down below? Now, see, I’m going to lift my stick.’
At these menacing words the girl jumped out of the blanket, and I called to him that I would rouse the farmer.
‘Why… because I’m goin’ to knock down a apple or two on your head?’ he inquired, in a tone of reproach. ‘It’s a young woman you’ve got there, eh? Well, odd grows odder, like the man who turned three shillings into five. Now, you gi’ me a lie under your blanket, I ‘ll knock down a apple apiece. If ever you’ve tasted gin, you ‘ll say a apple at night’s a cordial, though it don’t intoxicate.’
The girl whispered in my ear, ‘He’s lame as ducks.’ Her meaning seized me at once; we both sprang out of the ditch and ran, dragging our blanket behind us. He pursued, but we eluded him, and dropped on a quiet sleeping-place among furzes. Next morning, when we took the blanket to the farm-house, we heard that the old wretch had traduced our characters, and got a breakfast through charging us with the robbery of the apple-tree. I proved our innocence to the farmer’s wife by putting down a shilling. The sight of it satisfied her. She combed my hair, brought me a bowl of water and a towel, and then gave us a bowl of milk and bread, and dismissed us, telling me I had a fair face and dare-devil written on it: as for the girl, she said of her that she knew gipsies at a glance, and what God Almighty made them for there was no guessing. This set me thinking all through the day, ‘What can they have been made for?’ I bought a red scarf for the girl, and other things she fixed her eyes on, but I lost a great deal of my feeling of fellowship with her. ‘I dare say they were made for fun,’ I thought, when people laughed at us now, and I laughed also.
I had a day of rollicking laughter, puzzling the girl, who could only grin two or three seconds at a time, and then stared like a dog that waits for his master to send him off again running, the corners of her mouth twitching for me to laugh or speak, exactly as a dog might wag his tail. I studied her in the light of a harmless sort of unaccountable creature; witness at any rate for the fact that I had escaped from school.
We loitered half the morning round a cricketers’ booth in a field, where there was moderately good cricketing. The people thought it of first-rate quality. I told them I knew a fellow who could bowl out either eleven in an hour and a half. One of the men frightened me by saying, ‘By Gearge! I’ll in with you into a gig, and off with you after that ther’ faller.’ He pretended to mean it, and started up. I watched him without flinching. He remarked that if I ‘had not cut my lucky from school, and tossed my cap for a free life, he was –’ whatever may be expressed by a slap on the thigh. We played a single-wicket side game, he giving me six runs, and crestfallen he was to find himself beaten; but, as I let him know, one who had bowled to Heriot for hours and stood against Saddlebank’s bowling, was a tough customer, never mind his age.
This man offered me his friendship. He made me sit and eat beside him at the afternoon dinner of the elevens, and sent platefuls of food to the girl, where she was allowed to squat; and said he, ‘You and I’ll tie a knot, and be friends for life.’
I replied, ‘With pleasure.’
We nodded over a glass of ale. In answer to his questions, I stated that I liked farms, I would come and see his farm, I would stay with him two or three days, I would give him my address if I had one, I was on my way to have a look at Riversley Grange.
‘Hey!’ says he, ‘Riversley Grange! Well, to be sure now! I’m a tenant of Squire Beltham’s, and a right sort of landlord, too.’
‘Oh!’ says I, ‘he’s my grandfather, but I don’t care much about him.’
‘Lord!’ says he. ‘What! be you the little boy, why, Master Harry Richmond that was carried off in the night, and the old squire shut up doors for a fortnight, and made out you was gone in a hearse! Why, I know all about you, you see. And back you are, hurrah! The squire ‘ll be hearty, that he will. We’ve noticed a change in him ever since you left. Gout’s been at his leg, off and on, a deal shrewder. But he rides to hounds, and dines his tenants still, that he does; he’s one o’ th’ old style. Everything you eat and drink’s off his estate, the day he dines his tenants. No humbug ‘bout old Squire Beltham.
I asked him if Sewis was alive.
‘Why, old Sewis,’ says he, ‘you’re acquainted with old Sewis? Why, of course you are. Yes, old Sewis ‘s alive, Master Harry. And you bet me at single-wicket! That ‘ll be something to relate to ‘em all. By Gearge, if I didn’t think I’d got a nettle in my fist when I saw you pitch into my stumps. Dash it! thinks I. But th’ old squire ‘ll be proud of you, that he will. My farm lies three miles away. You look at a crow flying due South-east five minutes from Riversley, and he’s over Throckham farm, and there I ‘ll drive ye to-night, and to-morrow, clean and tidy out o’ my wife’s soap and water, straight to Riversley. Done, eh? My name’s Eckerthy. No matter where you comes from, here you are, eh, Master Harry? And I see you last time in a donkey-basket, and here you come in breeches and defy me to singlewicket, and you bet me too!’
He laughed for jollity. An extraordinary number of emotions had possession of me: the most intelligible one being a restless vexation at myself, as the principal person concerned, for not experiencing anything like the farmer’s happiness. I preferred a gipsy life to Riversley. Gipsies were on the road, and that road led to my father. I endeavoured to explain to Farmer Eckerthy that I was travelling in this direction merely to have a short look at