Off-Hand Sketches, a Little Dashed with Humor. Arthur Timothy Shay

Off-Hand Sketches, a Little Dashed with Humor - Arthur Timothy Shay


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and looking around with an expression of inquiry on his face, ascended the pulpit-stairs and took his seat. All was as silent, almost, as if the house had been tenantless.

      In a little while, the preacher arose and gave out a hymn; but there was no one to raise the tune. One looked at another uneasily; sundry persons coughed and cleared their throats, but all remained silent. Odell was not much of a singer, but had practised on "Old Hundred" so much, that he could lead that air very well; and the hymn happening, by good luck, to be set to a long-metre tune, he was able to start it. This done, the congregation joined in, and the singing went off pretty well. After praying and reading a chapter in the Bible, Odell sat down to collect his thoughts for the sermon, which was, of course, to be extempore, as Methodist sermons usually are. It is customary for the choir, if there is one, to sing an anthem during this pause; or, where no singers are set apart, for some members to strike up an appropriate hymn, in which the congregation joins. On this occasion, all was silent. After the lapse of a few minutes, Mr. Odell arose, and turning, in the Bible, to the chapter where the text, from which he was to preach, was recorded, read the verse that was to form the groundwork of his remarks. Before opening the subject, he stated, briefly, that he was the preacher who was to labour among them during the ensuing year, and hoped, in the Divine Providence, that good, both to them and to him, would result from the new spiritual relations that were about to be commenced. Then proceeding with his discourse, he preached to and exhorted them with great earnestness, but without seeming to make any impression. Not an "amen" was heard from any part of the house; not an eye grew moist; not an audible groan or sigh disturbed the air. Nothing responded to his appeals but the echo of his own voice.

      Never had the preacher delivered a discourse in which he felt so little freedom. His words came back upon his ears with a kind of a dull reverberation, as if the hearts of his hearers were of ice, instead of flesh.

      Before singing the last hymn, which Mr. Odell gave out at the conclusion of the sermon, he announced that he would hold a class-meeting. After he had finally pronounced the benediction, there was a general movement towards the door; only seven remained, and these were all female members, most of them pretty well advanced in their life-journey. Mr. Martin was at the meeting, but ere the preacher had descended the pulpit-stairs, he was out of the house and preparing to leave for home.

      "Where is the new preacher going?" asked a member, of Mr. Martin, as he led out his horse.

      "To sister Russell's, I presume."

      "Sister Russell is not here."

      "Isn't she?"

      "No; she's sick."

      "He stayed there last night, I suppose, and will go back after class." Martin sprang upon his horse as he said this.

      "We ought to be sure of it," remarked the other.

      "I can't invite him home," said Martin. "If I do, I shall have him through the whole year, and that is not convenient. The preachers have always stayed at sister Russell's, and there is no reason why they shouldn't continue to do so."

      "I haven't a corner to put him in," remarked the other. "Besides, these preachers are too nice for me."

      "It's all right, no doubt," said Martin, as he balanced himself in his saddle; "all right. He stayed at sister Russell's last evening, and will go back and stay there until to-morrow morning. Get 'up, Tom!" And, with this self-satisfying remark, the farmer rode away.

      The man with whom he had been talking, was, like him, a member; and, like him, had omitted to attend class, in order to shift off upon some one else the burden of entertaining the new preacher; for whoever first tendered him the hospitalities of his house and table would most probably have to do it through the year. He, too, rode off, and left others to see that the preacher was duly cared for. An icy coldness pervaded the class-meeting.

      Only four, out of the seven sisters, one of whom was an old black woman, could muster up courage enough to tell, in answer to the preacher's call, the "dealing of God" with their souls; and only two of them could effect an utterance louder than a whisper. What they did say had in it but little coherence, and Mr. Odell had to content himself with an exhortation to each, of a general rather than a particular character. When the hymn was sung at the close, only one thin voice joined in the song of praise, and not a sob or sigh was heard in response to his prayer. The class-paper showed the names of thirty members, but here were only seven! This was rather discouraging for a commencement. Mr. Odell hardly knew what course to take; whether to stir up with some pretty sharp remarks the little company of believers who were present, and thus seek to impress the whole through them; or to wait until he came round again, and have a good chance at them from the pulpit. He concluded in the end, that the last course might be the best one.

      In calling over the names on the class-paper he found that sister Russell was absent. On dismissing the meeting, all except the old black woman retired. She lingered, however, to shake hands with the new preacher, and to show him that, if she was old, her teeth were good, and her eyes bright and lively.

      On emerging into the open air, Odell saw the last of his flock slowly retiring from the scene of worship. For two of the women, their husbands had waited on the outside of the meeting-house, and they had taken into their wagons two other women who lived near them. These wagons were already in motion, when the preacher came out followed by the old black woman, who it now appeared, had the key of the meeting-house door, which she locked.

      "Then you are the sexton, Aunty," remarked Odell, with a smile.

      "Yes, massa, I keeps de key."

      "Well, Nancy," said Odell, who had already made up his mind what he would do, "I am going home to dinner with you."

      "Me, massa!" Old Nancy looked as much surprised as a startled hare.

      "Yes. You see they've all gone and left me, and I feel hungry. You'll give me some of your dinner?"

      "Yes, massa, please God! I'll give you all of it—but, it's only pork and hominy."

      "Very good; and it will be all the sweeter because I am welcome."

      "'Deed massa, and you is welcome, five hundred times over! But it was a downright shame for all de white folks to go off so. I never seed such people."

      "Never mind, Nancy, don't trouble yourself; I shall be well enough taken care of. I'll trust to you for that."

      And so Mr. Odell mounted his horse, and accompanied the old woman home. She lived rather over a mile from the meeting-house—and the way was past the comfortable residence of Mr. Martin. The latter did not feel altogether satisfied with himself as he rode home. He was not certain that the preacher had stayed at sister Russell's the night before. He might have ridden over from S— since morning. This suggestion caused him to feel rather more uneasy in mind; for, if this were the case, it was doubtful whether, after class was over, there would be any one to invite him home.

      "What kind of a man is the new preacher?" asked Mrs. Martin of her husband, on his return from meeting.

      "He seemed like a very good sort of man," replied Martin, indifferently.

      "Is he young or old?"

      "He's about my age, I should think."

      "Married?"

      "I'm sure I don't know."

      "Did you speak to him?"

      "No, I came away after the sermon."

      "Then you didn't stop to class?"

      "No."

      "Sister Russell was not there, of course?"

      "No; she's sick."

      "So I heard. The preacher didn't stay at her house last night."

      "How do you know?"

      "Mrs. Williams called in while you were away. She had just been to sister Russell's."

      "And the new preacher didn't stay at her house last night?"

      "No. Mrs. Williams asked particularly."

      "He must have ridden over from S— this morning. I am sorry I didn't wait and ask him to come home and stay with us."

      "I wish you had. Sister Russell


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