Вредные привычки и любимые занятия. Юмористические истории и анекдоты. Александр Матанцев

Вредные привычки и любимые занятия. Юмористические истории и анекдоты

«Так надо бороться!»

На трибуне: «Наркомания – это всенародное бедствие!»

Голос из зала: «Так боритесь!»

На трибуне: «Наркомания – это гибель для молодого поколения!»

Голос из зала: «Для кого-то зло и беда, а для кого-то и кормушка! Вы его побороли?»

На трибуне: «Боремся!»

Голос из зала: «А вы, случайно, не из той же кормушки? А то у вас одни слова, а действий – никаких! За что боролись, на то и напоролись!»

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