Foundation and Empire. Айзек Азимов
have decided to waste our ammunition and have yourself blown to electron-dust. It could result in good treatment for you, if you continue that sort of outlook on life.’
‘Good treatment is what I mostly crave, boss.’
‘Good, and co-operation is what I mostly crave.’ Riose smiled, and said in a low aside to Ducem Barr, ‘I hope the word “crave” means what I think it does. Did you ever hear such a barbarous jargon?’
Devers said blandly, ‘Right. I check you. But what kind of co-operation are you talking about, boss? To tell you straight, I don’t know where I stand.’ He looked about him, ‘Where’s this place, for instance, and what’s the idea?’
‘Ah, I’ve neglected the other half of the introductions. I apologize.’ Riose was in good humour. ‘That gentleman is Ducem Barr, Patrician of the Empire. I am Bel Riose, Peer of the Empire, and General of the Third Class in the armed forces of His Imperial Majesty.’
The trader’s jaw slackened. Then, ‘The Empire? I mean the old Empire they taught us about at school? Huh! Funny! I always had the sort of notion that it didn’t exist any more.’
‘Look about you. It does,’ said Riose grimly.
‘Might have known it though,’ and Lathan Devers pointed his beard at the ceiling. ‘That was a mightily polished-looking set of craft that took my tub. No kingdom of the Periphery could have turned them out.’ His brow furrowed. ‘So what’s the game, boss? Or do I call you general?’
‘The game is war.’
‘Empire versus Foundation, that it?’
‘Right.’
‘Why?’
‘I think you know why.’
The trader stared sharply and shook his head.
Riose let the other deliberate, then said softly, ‘I’m sure you know why.’
Lathan Devers muttered, ‘Warm here,’ and stood up to remove his hooded jacket. Then he sat down again and stretched his legs out before him.
‘You know,’ he said, comfortably, ‘I figure you’re thinking I ought to jump up with a whoop and lay about me. I can catch you before you could move if I choose my time, and this old fellow who sits there and doesn’t say anything couldn’t do much to stop me.’
‘But you won’t,’ said Riose, confidently.
‘I won’t,’ agreed Devers, amiably. ‘First off, killing you wouldn’t stop the war, I suppose. There are more generals where you came from,’
‘Very accurately calculated.’
‘Besides which, I’d probably be slammed down about two seconds after I got you, and killed fast, or maybe slow, depending. But I’d be killed, and I never like to count on that when I’m making plans. It doesn’t pay off.’
‘I said you were a sensible man.’
‘But there’s one thing I would like, boss. I’d like you to tell me what you mean when you say I know why you’re jumping us. I don’t; and guessing games bother me no end.’
‘Yes? Ever hear of Hari Seldon?’
‘No. I said I don’t like guessing games.’
Riose flicked a side glance at Ducem Barr who smiled with a narrow gentleness and resumed his inwardly-dreaming expression.
Riose said with a grimace, ‘Don’t you play games, Devers. There is a tradition, or a fable, or sober history – I don’t care what – upon your Foundation, that eventually you will found the Second Empire. I know quite a detailed version of Hari Seldon’s psycho-historical claptrap, and your eventual plans of aggression against the Empire.’
‘That so?’ Devers nodded thoughtfully. ‘And who told you all that?’
‘Does that matter?’ said Riose with dangerous smoothness. ‘You’re here to question nothing. I want what you know about the Seldon Fable.’
‘But if it’s a Fable—’
‘Don’t play with words, Devers.’
‘I’m not. In fact, I’ll give it to you straight. You know all I know about it. It’s silly stuff, half-baked. Every world has its yarns; you can’t keep it away from them. Yes, I’ve heard that sort of talk; Seldon, Second Empire, and so on. They put kids to sleep at night with the stuff. The young squirts curl up in the spare rooms with their pocket projectors and suck up Seldon thrillers. But it’s strictly non-adult. Non-intelligent adult, anyway.’ The trader shook his head.
The Imperial general’s eyes were dark. ‘Is that really so? You waste your lies, man. I’ve been on the planet, Terminus. I know your Foundation. I’ve looked it in the face.’
‘And you ask me? Me, when I haven’t kept foot on it for two months at a piece in ten years. You are wasting your time. But go ahead with your war, if it’s fables you’re after.’
And Barr spoke for the first time, mildly, ‘You are so confident then that the Foundation will win?’
The trader turned. He flushed faintly and an old scar on one temple showed whitely, ‘Hm-m-m, the silent partner. How’d you squeeze that out of what I said, doc?’
Riose nodded very slightly at Barr, and the Siwennian continued in a low voice, ‘Because the notion would bother you if you thought your world might lose this war, and suffer the bitter reapings of defeat, I know. My world once did, and still does.’
Lathan Devers fumbled his beard, looked from one of his opponents to the other, then laughed shortly. ‘Does he always talk like that, boss. Listen,’ he grew serious. ‘What’s defeat? I’ve seen wars and I’ve seen defeats. What if the winner does take over? Who’s bothered? Me? Guys like me?’ He shook his head in derision.
‘Get this,’ the trader spoke forcefully and earnestly, ‘there are five or six fat slobs who usually run an average planet. They get the rabbit punch, but I’m not losing peace of mind over them. See. The people? The ordinary run of guys? Sure, some get killed, and the rest pay extra taxes for a while. But it settles itself out; it runs itself down. And then it’s the old situation again with a different five or six.’
Ducem Barr’s nostrils flared, and the tendons of his old right hand jerked; but he said nothing.
Lathan Devers’ eyes were on him. They missed nothing. He said, ‘Look. I spend my life in space for my five-and-dime gadgets and my beer-and-pretzel kickback from the Combines. There’s fat fellows back there,’ his thumb jerked over his shoulder and back, ‘that sit home and collect my year’s income every minute – out of skimmings from me and more like me. Suppose you run the Foundation. You’ll still need us. You’ll need us more than ever the Combines do – because you’d not know your way around, and we could bring in the hard cash. We’d make a better deal with the Empire. Yes, we would; and I’m a man of business. If it adds up to a plus mark, I’m for it.’
And he stared at the two with sardonic belligerence.
The silence remained unbroken for minutes, and then a cylinder rattled into its slot. The general flipped it open, glanced at the neat printing and in-circuited the visuals with a sweep.
‘Prepare plan indicating position of each ship in action. Await orders on full-armed defensive.’
He reached for his cape. As he fastened it about his shoulders, he whispered in a stiff-lipped monotone to Barr, ‘I’m leaving this man to you. I’ll expect results. This is war and I can be cruel to failures. Remember!’ He left, with a salute to both.
Lathan Devers looked after him, ‘Well, something’s hit him where it hurts. What goes on?’
‘A battle, obviously,’ said Barr, gruffly. ‘The forces of the Foundation are