Vanity Fair. William Thackeray
Miss Crawley to receive HER CHILDREN. I can say no more, but blessings, blessings on all in the dear house I leave, prays
Your affectionate and GRATEFUL Rebecca Crawley. Midnight.
Just as Briggs had finished reading this affecting and interesting document, which reinstated her in her position as first confidante of Miss Crawley, Mrs. Firkin entered the room. «Here’s Mrs. Bute Crawley just arrived by the mail from Hampshire, and wants some tea; will you come down and make breakfast, Miss?»
And to the surprise of Firkin, clasping her dressing-gown around her, the wisp of hair floating dishevelled behind her, the little curl-papers still sticking in bunches round her forehead, Briggs sailed down to Mrs. Bute with the letter in her hand containing the wonderful news.
«Oh, Mrs. Firkin,» gasped Betty, «sech a business. Miss Sharp have a gone and run away with the Capting, and they’re off to Gretney Green!» We would devote a chapter to describe the emotions of Mrs. Firkin, did not the passions of her mistresses occupy our genteeler muse.
When Mrs. Bute Crawley, numbed with midnight travelling, and warming herself at the newly crackling parlour fire, heard from Miss Briggs the intelligence of the clandestine marriage, she declared it was quite providential that she should have arrived at such a time to assist poor dear Miss Crawley in supporting the shock – that Rebecca was an artful little hussy of whom she had always had her suspicions; and that as for Rawdon Crawley, she never could account for his aunt’s infatuation regarding him, and had long considered him a profligate, lost, and abandoned being. And this awful conduct, Mrs. Bute said, will have at least this good effect, it will open poor dear Miss Crawley’s eyes to the real character of this wicked man. Then Mrs. Bute had a comfortable hot toast and tea; and as there was a vacant room in the house now, there was no need for her to remain at the Gloster Coffee House where the Portsmouth mail had set her down, and whence she ordered Mr. Bowls’s aide-de-camp the footman to bring away her trunks.
Miss Crawley, be it known, did not leave her room until near noon – taking chocolate in bed in the morning, while Becky Sharp read the Morning Post to her, or otherwise amusing herself or dawdling. The conspirators below agreed that they would spare the dear lady’s feelings until she appeared in her drawing-room: meanwhile it was announced to her that Mrs. Bute Crawley had come up from Hampshire by the mail, was staying at the Gloster, sent her love to Miss Crawley, and asked for breakfast with Miss Briggs. The arrival of Mrs. Bute, which would not have caused any extreme delight at another period, was hailed with pleasure now; Miss Crawley being pleased at the notion of a gossip with her sister-in-law regarding the late Lady Crawley, the funeral arrangements pending, and Sir Pitt’s abrupt proposal to Rebecca.
It was not until the old lady was fairly ensconced in her usual arm-chair in the drawing-room, and the preliminary embraces and inquiries had taken place between the ladies, that the conspirators thought it advisable to submit her to the operation. Who has not admired the artifices and delicate approaches with which women «prepare» their friends for bad news? Miss Crawley’s two friends made such an apparatus of mystery before they broke the intelligence to her, that they worked her up to the necessary degree of doubt and alarm.
«And she refused Sir Pitt, my dear, dear Miss Crawley, prepare yourself for it,» Mrs. Bute said, «because – because she couldn’t help herself.»
«Of course there was a reason,» Miss Crawley answered. «She liked somebody else. I told Briggs so yesterday.»
«LIKES somebody else!» Briggs gasped. «O my dear friend, she is married already.»
«Married already,» Mrs. Bute chimed in; and both sate with clasped hands looking from each other at their victim.
«Send her to me, the instant she comes in. The little sly wretch: how dared she not tell me?» cried out Miss Crawley.
«She won’t come in soon. Prepare yourself, dear friend – she’s gone out for a long time – she’s – she’s gone altogether.»
«Gracious goodness, and who’s to make my chocolate? Send for her and have her back; I desire that she come back,» the old lady said.
«She decamped last night, Ma’am,» cried Mrs. Bute.
«She left a letter for me,» Briggs exclaimed. «She’s married to – »
«Prepare her, for heaven’s sake. Don’t torture her, my dear Miss Briggs.»
«She’s married to whom?» cries the spinster in a nervous fury.
«To – to a relation of – »
«She refused Sir Pitt,» cried the victim. «Speak at once. Don’t drive me mad.»
«O Ma’am – prepare her, Miss Briggs – she’s married to Rawdon Crawley.»
«Rawdon married Rebecca – governess – nobod – Get out of my house, you fool, you idiot – you stupid old Briggs – how dare you? You’re in the plot – you made him marry, thinking that I’d leave my money from him – you did, Martha,» the poor old lady screamed in hysteric sentences.
«I, Ma’am, ask a member of this family to marry a drawing-master’s daughter?»
«Her mother was a Montmorency,» cried out the old lady, pulling at the bell with all her might.
«Her mother was an opera girl, and she has been on the stage or worse herself,» said Mrs. Bute.
Miss Crawley gave a final scream, and fell back in a faint. They were forced to take her back to the room which she had just quitted. One fit of hysterics succeeded another. The doctor was sent for – the apothecary arrived. Mrs. Bute took up the post of nurse by her bedside. «Her relations ought to be round about her,» that amiable woman said.
She had scarcely been carried up to her room, when a new person arrived to whom it was also necessary to break the news. This was Sir Pitt. «Where’s Becky?» he said, coming in. «Where’s her traps? She’s coming with me to Queen’s Crawley.»
«Have you not heard the astonishing intelligence regarding her surreptitious union?» Briggs asked.
«What’s that to me?» Sir Pitt asked. «I know she’s married. That makes no odds. Tell her to come down at once, and not keep me.»
«Are you not aware, sir,» Miss Briggs asked, «that she has left our roof, to the dismay of Miss Crawley, who is nearly killed by the intelligence of Captain Rawdon’s union with her?»
When Sir Pitt Crawley heard that Rebecca was married to his son, he broke out into a fury of language, which it would do no good to repeat in this place, as indeed it sent poor Briggs shuddering out of the room; and with her we will shut the door upon the figure of the frenzied old man, wild with hatred and insane with baffled desire.
One day after he went to Queen’s Crawley, he burst like a madman into the room she had used when there – dashed open her boxes with his foot, and flung about her papers, clothes, and other relics. Miss Horrocks, the butler’s daughter, took some of them. The children dressed themselves and acted plays in the others. It was but a few days after the poor mother had gone to her lonely burying-place; and was laid, unwept and disregarded, in a vault full of strangers.
«Suppose the old lady doesn’t come to,» Rawdon said to his little wife, as they sate together in the snug little Brompton lodgings. She had been trying the new piano all the morning. The new gloves fitted her to a nicety; the new shawls became her wonderfully; the new rings glittered on her little hands, and the new watch ticked at her waist; «suppose she don’t come round, eh, Becky?»
«I’LL make your fortune,» she said; and Delilah patted Samson’s cheek.
«You can do anything,» he said, kissing the little hand. «By Jove you can; and we’ll drive down to the Star and Garter, and dine, by Jove.»
CHAPTER XVII
How Captain Dobbin Bought