Оно вам таки надо! Еврейский и одесский юмор. Отсутствует

Оно вам таки надо! Еврейский и одесский юмор - Отсутствует


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      Мотке Хабад пригрозил однажды:

      – Если община ничего мне не даст, я стану шляпником.

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      Слово «реб» не всегда относится к раввинам. Это может быть просто форма обращения к пожилому или уважаемому еврею.

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