NGOSUKU. Iqiniso elihlekisayo. СтаВл Зосимов Премудрословски

      Ngemuva kokuphuma egcekeni, umlingani, eqonda endaweni ebaziwe, waqala ukunqoba indawo etshalwe engadini, eshaya izingadi ezishisiwe nezingcezwana zezingcezwana, nengulube enkulu, uBorusya, ilwa ukuyiluma esithendeni, isibambo kuphela senkemba yangekhulu leshumi nesishiyagalombili inamathela ngaphandle kwe-nickel ephazanyiswe. ukubamba okungenakuqhathaniswa. Ibanga lalifushane futhi umngani ubesevele ekhala ecela usizo futhi ephenduka kuphela, umsize ukuba akwazi ukuphuma futhi aphunyuke, okukhonjiswe yisixuku sabase-Asiatic-Gypsies kanye nababukeli-omakhelwane ababheke ngaphandle kocingo. Omama abangamaTajik nabama-jypsy badonsa izingane bopha uthango, kodwa azange bahluleke, bafuna ukubukela umuntu ophilayo owayebizwa ngokuthi: «ukuziphindiselela nokubulawa kwengulube eyinyamazana uBorusi phezu kwebutho lezempi laseRussia.» Futhi bekungaba buhlungu uma bekungeyona imfumba yesaladi yomquba ekugcineni kwengadi, kodwa kuwo kukhona ama-pitchforks anamathela okunamahlaya lapho izakhamizi zaseRussia zifihla khona utshani ezitokisini. Bababamba, ngokudelela, umlobi kanye naye, futhi ngaso leso sikhathi konke kwenzeka ngendlela ehlukile noma ngokulandelana: ingulube eyinkulukazi i-Fighting yayibaleka, futhi omunye olwa naye wamhlikihla emaceleni omhloshana, ngokusho kwesiqu, futhi ngokushesha nangobuhlakani, ngokungathi wayehlolwa ngobuchule, ayigcinanga imfoloko, kepha isibhamu seKalashnikov sokushaya, ngommese we-bayonet. Futhi ngisho nezilaleli zazisekela ngokulwa ihlombe, zincoma futhi zishaya ihlombe ngokunqoba okuzayo kwama-homo sapiens, amasosha aseRussia ajwayelekile – ngaphezu kwemvelo, axoxa ngengqondo, futhi ngenxa yalokho ingulube ayikwazanga ukumelana nokuhlasela futhi yawa yafa, phambi komnyango wendlu, ngasesifundeni lapho kwakukhona khona ubugagu. ebambe isikhafu ngesandla esisodwa futhi ephonsa owesibili ngemuva komhlane wakhe ophansi, ugogo ongumfundisi we-Yad-Vig. I-comrade yenza okokugcina emzimbeni wesidumbu sengulube ne-pitchfork, yahlaba isidumbu sesilwane esingaphili, yagwilika njengesixha se-bass ephindwe kabili, i-ratter.

      – Kulungile, ugogo nomlingani wami uSpartak waqala ubuqhawe. – uqedile, uthele bese usetha itafula!!!

      Ugogo wadonsa iphini elaliqhamuka ngemuva kwakhe, eligoqa inhlama yokulahlwa kanye ne-pizza, kwathi ngumbethe wamgwaza ngaphesheya kwesigebhezi. Kwakunokukhala okukhonkotha, futhi sobabili sabaleka samshiya. Ubuye ngamatshe angama-cobblestones, ama-kilos ayishumi kuya kwayisihlanu, asiphonsa. Futhi bonke ababukeli badlulela ngakuye bazimisele ukusiphatha, kepha abazange babhekane, kepha emuva kwamatshe kulimele. Ugogo uYad-Vig, wabe esebhala isikhalazo kumphathi wenhlangano, abanginikeza khona izinsuku eziyishumi, nomlingani – bashaya amakhala ngesihluku seminyaka emibili, lapho aqala khona ukukhala izinsimbi, ahlanzwa umdweshu endaweni yezikhumba yasendaweni, ngesandla…

      Kwakunjengalokhu: ngemuva kwesiteshi sika-metro somphathi omkhulu, uSanta kanye no-Sashka nje, endaweni yemfenqo ye-alimony eyingozi, kwakukhona ithoyilethi le-bio lamadokodo amathathu axhunywe ngeketanga elilodwa, elalinenkinga yenjongo eyodwa, amabili awo asebenza njengethoyilethi elisebenza, lapho izakhamizi zaseSt. Petersburg, kwathi elesithathu kwakuyihhovisi lika-opharetha kanye ne-cashier, kumuntu oyedwa owayeqoqa imali yokwenza umsebenzi wokunikeza iqoqo le-shit.

      Abantu bemi emgqeni, bephelelwa yisikhathi belindele zonke izindawo zokuqala. Futhi esikhathini sokuvakasha phakathi kwabavakashi, ngayihlawulela imali, ngathengisela yena umamkhulu imali, othatha isikhundla sokuba ngumphathi kanye nomgcini walezi zindlu zangasese ze-bio, uClaudia Filippovna Undershram, ifa iLeningrad esizukulwaneni sesihlanu. Akavumanga ukunqotshwa ukunqotshwa kwami kobugebengu obukhulu, ngifuna ukuqaphela ukuthi angizange ngiveze umbono wami ngaleso sikhathi, futhi ngakhuluma naye. Kepha umphumela waba ebusweni. Ubuso baphindwe kabili. Kwakunjalo, ngandlela thile, kusihlwa. Futhi abantu sebephungile ngobuningi. Mina, ngingacabangi ngamandla omzimba womamekazi wami, nginqume ukusiphonsa kancane. Ngaphezu kwalokho, ngangisebenzisa ukukhululeka kokugonywa. Futhi njengoba ngingena kwi-biosort yamahhala, ngazizwa ngofana no-Aunt. Ukudla okudliwayo kungibeka ethoyilethi. Emva kwalokho ngaba nesiyezi, lapho-ke kwaxoxwa nabafokazi, futhi kwaqhubeka, ukuqhuma kwezixhumo zethala lesibeletho ezindongeni, ngomlomo wami nokulala, iphupho elimnandi ngaphandle kwamaphupho. Ngalesi sikhathi, uClaudia Filippovna Undershram waphaphama ekudakweni kotshwala, wavezwa ngomlomo owomileyo nomuzwa womphimbo, okuwukuthi womile, waphuca uketshezi okuthile futhi, ngokushesha nokwesaba ukutshona, njengesizathu sokufika sekwephuzile ekhaya. Wavuka masinyane wavala, kuvulandi, wonke amakamelo owomile nami, ngilala ngaphakathi, kubandakanya nokubaleka…

      Bese kuba nobusuku obugcwele imigqumo yezinhlanga nothwala bezindlela ezihlukile zokuphila ababengakafiki esitimeleni, belele emabhentshini. Bebuka ukuqaphela, izikhulu zomthetho ezintathu ezazigqoke umfaniswano, emotweni yenkampani, zohlobo lweZhiguli ezinezinombolo eziluhlaza okwesibhakabhaka nokubhalwe ezinhlangothini ze-MILURE, amaphoyisa abengakasungulwanga eRussia, ahamba ayohamba eyohlola uhlangothi olumnyama. Ngemuva kokuqikelela ukuthi yonke into ihambisana nomthetho futhi akukho muntu ongathatha imali eyishiywe, bafake izimoto zabo zilingana, bezungeza indawo ethengiswayo, okubandakanya i-biosorti… Ababili abanezibhamu zomshini, amabatons, izicubu zegesi, amabhuzu nezigqoko baphuma baqonda ekhanda maqondana nezitolo zabathengisi base-Eshiya be- «shawarma», ezaziphethwe yizakhamizi zaseRussia Federation, ezazinezizwe ezingamaMoroccans, ezazingaqondi nhlobo isiRussia, kepha beyizakhamizi, futhi kwakusembholweni obhalwe ukuthi «GAY SHAURMA FOR PUTIN AND TRUMP». Kungani igama elinjalo lalikhona, mhlawumbe, kungenzeka ukuthi abahumushi babenamahlaya. Umshayeli onesibhamu, wayehlala emotweni e-helm futhi ngokuzumayo?!

      Mina, umuntu okugcina umthetho ongeyena isakhamuzi seRussian Federation, ngingumRussia ngokobuzwe. Sivela e-USSR, eRiphabhlikhi yaseKazakhstan, lapho bangishaya khona bonke ubuntwana bami ngoba ngangingamaRussia kuphela. Kodwa-ke, lapho ngikhula, sengivele ngabashaya. Kepha le yindaba ehlukile, futhi manje sibuyele ecebeni: Mina, umuntu ongeyena isakhamuzi esithobela umthetho waseRussian Federation, ngesizwe – isiRussia, umuntu ogwetshiwe ohlonishwayo, ophambili weFSB, impesheni, umuntu okhubazekile nakho konke lokhu ngokuhlangana, ikakhulukazi njengoba ngangikwazi konke lokhu ngingekho, lapho ayengazange khona, wavele wavuka engxenyeni ekhathazayo evela edokodweni elingumakhelwane futhi, ukuba ngicace kakhudlwana, ngangizwa ikamelo elivaliwe, ebusuku, igumbi lesikwele elizungeze kimi, nophahla ngaphezulu. Ngakuzwa konke futhi angikhumbuli noma angiqondi ukuthi ngikuphi?! Izindonga zazichoboza umqondo wami kanjalo. Nginqume ukungena «esiteji esincane», lapho bengihleli ngaphambili, futhi umlenze wami wawela emgodini, ngakho konke kufana ne-bay. Ngakhala ngaze ngaphaphama, ngigqolozela isigqi, ngaphupha ngendodakazi ejwayelekile, i-comrade sergeant, kanye nomshayeli wesikhashana. Wayethukile futhi ekhanyise okomdlwembe, echoboza isifuba sakhe, kodwa ngaso leso sikhathi wasithokozela leso simo, kodwa akakholelwa ku-ghost. Mina, ngingenakhono, ngaqalekiswa ngicela usizo, ngizama ukugqekeza okungenani umgodi othile odongeni oluzungezile, kodwa umsebenzi wami wawungenamsebenzi, futhi ukuhlwitha akubanga.

      Ngaleso sikhathi, ngakolunye uhlangothi lwendlu yangasese, omunye umshayeli wenqola yamaphoyisa, lo msolwa wayevele esefonele ukuthi kuqinisekiswe, futhi ababili, bengalindele ukuthi ukudla kwase-Arabhu kusuka enhlama nasenkukhu, amakati nezinja ezithengwe ngeze, bebevele begijimela ukusiza umlingani naye.

      Ngezwa amazwi ngaphesheya kwedokodo, kodwa lokho akuzange kusize ekunciphiseni ikhanda le-hangover.

      – Ubani olapha? – omunye wabo wabuza.

      – Ngilapha, futhi ungubani? Ngibuze.

      – Mina? manje uyazi…

      – Hlukana nenqaba!! – Ngibuze enye futhi kwakungekho nzima ukwenza lokhu ngesigaxa sesibhamu sokushaya. Umnyango uvulekile. Phambi kwami kwakumi izingane ezintathu ezimangele, eyodwa, ngasendleleni, zinqamleze umfaniswano, zifana neyodwa iphoyisa. Ngemuva kwalokho bangiyisa esiteshini samaphoyisa esiseduze, futhi ithoyilethi lokufuya alizange linciphe.

      Unogada