Wopanda Chinyengo. Wofufuza woseketsa. СтаВл Зосимов Премудрословски
iye ndipo adachita mantha: madenga a nyumba adawoneka.
– Kodi pali msewu kapena china? anafunsa agogo ake.
– Heh, zoona.
– Ndipo ng’ombe zanga zonse zili kuti? – Zinthu zoyambirira zomwe zimabwera m’mutu mwa Klopu, yemwe atatha kuwona komanso kutsata khutu lakumaso adayang’ana khola kuyambira mkati. «Inde, chotsa bulu wako,» adafuwula ndi kukoka mchira wa ng’ombeyo. Iye, pobwezera, adatsanulira mtsinje, ngati kuchokera pamoto wamoto, ndikumapanikizidwa ndi mlengalenga zana. Ottila anathawa kukakamizidwa ndi mamita awiri kupita kumbuyo ndipo anakumana ndi manyowa a nkhumba. Isolda adathamangira kwa iye kuti akathandizire inertia ndipo adaweramira mutu wake pachifuwa chake chokongola. Ndipo adafuna kupuma…
– Fu! – Adapukusa mutu wake kumbuyo ndikukhala m’maso mwake momwe adayang’anitsitsa pamene kukakamiza kwa machi komwe kumatsika kudzenje kumwalira: «Muuuu!!!» – Ng’ombeyo idakulira, dartanula ndikumubweza, ndikuwachotsa mchira wake. ndi tizilombo tina.
– Mfungulo ili kuti? – agogo anafunsa ndikutulutsa mphete yautsi.
– Chinsinsi chake ndi chiyani? – achiheberi adayankha Bedbug, akuwuka kuchokera pa shit.
– Mkazi wanga, yemwe mudamuweruza kuti akhale kapolo! – Osteroid atagwada ndikutsamira maondo ake ndi manja ake adayimilira. Nkhope yake idawonetsa imfa.
– Isolda!!
– Chiyani, wokondedwa?
– Kodi mphaka munawona kuti?
– Pamenepo, dzenje. Adatuluka kuchokera apa ndikuyenda? – idagwera mu mtundu wa Isold. – Ndimafuna kumuyipitsa, ndikuyang’ana, ndipo anasintha kukhala mayi ndi bambo-bamboyi uyu.
– Mkazi wanga ali kuti, fascist? – anali ndi nkhawa Osteroid.
Kodi antchito osamukawo ali kuti? – adafunsa Klop Wife.
– Sindikudziwa? – adasokoneza Isolde. – Usiku watha iwo anali atakhala mu makumi atatu, apa.
– Kenako? – Ottila adadzuka. – Ndipo inu – khalani pansi, tsopano tidzazindikira.
– Kenako ndidagona.
– Kodi adapita kuti? Awiriwo ali bwino, koma Chida?! Amalangidwa pomangidwa mokakamizidwa. Adathawa. Thawani!!! Imbani Intsefalata, mwachangu. Titha kuthawa.
– Ndipo mkazi wanga ali kuti? – Agogo adatero ndi mawu akunjenjemera.
– Sanabwere kudzagwira ntchito yokakamiza. Adzakhala chimodzimodzi … – Bedbug adakwiya kwambiri.
– Bwana!!! Apchi, idatero Intsephalopath, ndipo adawoneka ngati dzenje kuchokera kumbali ya msewu.
– O, kodi muli kale pano? – Mukupfuula chiyani? – adalumpha Bedbug. – Mwachangu, matamando.
– Blablabla, apchi, mlonda, kodi mwabwera? Ndimaganiza kuti muli mnyumba, kotero ndidafuula.
– Chifukwa?
– ,, ichi, apchi, ndinabweretsa…
– Ndani?
«Chemist, apchi,» anayankha Intsephalopath, ndipo m’malo momugwira, mutu wofiyira udatuluka, wokutidwa ndi ziphuphu ndi ma eel, phokoso logontha, lofiirira lamaso amtundu wina ndipo pomwepo adasinthana ndi nkhope ya Arutunov.
– Chabwino, bwanji? – adafunsa akampani.
– Chiyani, bwanji? – Otila atangoyang’ana wowawasa. «Mukundipatsa?» Ndine wokwatiwa, chonde…
– Ayi, cartridge, ndidamugwira, apchi, – Ndipo Incephalopath adaponya Chemist mu dzenje, – kukwawa, bwera, chitsimikizo. -Koma adakhala chete ndi komwe kwatchulidwa mwa iye. Monga anena: osasamala kapena amwano. Uko nkulondola, theka centner pamalo otsatsa. Chifukwa chake bulu sanalowe. Acephalopath adatsala kumbuyo kwa khoma, pafupi ndi bulu wa chemist yemwe anali pamsewu.
– Kodi adatani? Chofanana hemp?
– Ayi, zoyipa. Kuseka kunyumba apchi, nyama. – adayankha Harutun kuchokera kuseri kwa khomalo.
– Ng’ombe zanga, zomwe ndikufuna, ndiye ndimapanga.., fu, ndimapanga. – kukonkha ndi njovu, ndi mankhwala osokonekera.
– Ndipo atani? – agogo adalowererapo.
– Inde, ndinatulutsa nguluwe ya zovulazo ndi unyolo, apchi, oyandikana nawo ndikuitana. – adatero Harutun.
– Ndipo ndi chiyani? Ngati ndikufuna nyama yophika, – pazifukwa zomwe ndinamangidwa. – ndiye kundiuza kuti ndidule nkhumba yonse? Kuphatikiza apo, mulibe zolemera zokwanira mmenemo, ndipo firiji idatha.
– Inde, akadakufera?! – Modabwitsa, ataimirira kumbuyo kwa mwamuna wa Isold ndikuseka.
– Inde, sindingamwalire, ndikukuuzani, ndimakonda kuchiritsa mabala, kenako ndikusoka.
«Line yopha nsomba, apchi,» anawonjezera Harutun.
– Ndipo ndi chiyani?
– Ndipo amakonzedwa bwanji? anafunsa Klop.
– Kuwala kwa mwezi.
– Eya, wodabwitsika, apchi, – Harutun wadulidwa. – kuti nkhumba idalilira mudzi wonse, kuti ngakhale Apchis, osokoneza bongo kuchokera ku hemp nickel adachotsa. Ndipo ine, Apchi, panjira, ndidawadutsa kwa masiku awiri, osagona, popanda kambuku, wopanda Isold Apchi, tepi.
– Mtundu wamagetsi wamtundu wanji? – adafunsa agogo.
«Chabwino, okondedwa,» Harutun adazengereza ndikulira.
– Manja ati omwe amangidwa ku America. – Ndinadzifunsa Isolde.
– Scotch, kapena chiyani? – adalongosola Ottila. – Mdaaa, – masaya a Klop adadzitukumula. – ili ndiye tsiku lomaliza.
– Kodi nthawi yake ndi iti? – Chemist waiwala.
– Zinyama zopezerera, nkhani.. uh?! Sindikukumbukira. Koma woweruzayo apereka zaka zitatu ndikugulitsa nkhaniyi.
– Inde, ndimupha, ngati pangafunike.
– Mochedwa! – anamaliza Ottil. – Muperekezeni ku Harutun ndikumukhomera khola lanu. adamuwombera Harutun.
– Inde, ndiye kuti afunkha ng’ombe zonse za Apchi?
– Simugwira nkhumba? Korani siyikulamula. – Anawonjezera Osteroid.
– Ndine wachibuda, choyambirira, apchi, ndipo chachiwiri, tambala wanga?! – Harutun adakuwa, – adatukula ndolo yake m’khola mwake.
– Ndipo chiyani, ozizira. Kuboola mdziko lathu sikuletsedwa?! – chemist adaseka. – Punk – tambala, ndizabwino.
– Muwauza omalizira m’derali. – agogo adathetsa. – Tiloreni izi. Komabe, sadzatuluka masiku asanu otsatira ngati sanadye. Ndipo mthandizi wako atsitse mabala ake. Lolani anthu am’mudzimo asangalale. Mwinanso wina amene ali ndi vuto lonyansa akhoza kulimveketsa. – Osteroid idabangula. – Ah, Harutun? Kodi mutha kumuwonjezera nguluwe? Khalani bambo, apo ayi mwakhala muli anyamata kwa zaka khumi ndi ziwiri. Palibe mayi m’modzi m’mudzimo amene adabwera. Mosabisa monga choncho?!
– Tonthola, cobblestone, apchi, – Intsephalopath adakwiya kuseri kwa khoma ndikugunda khoma kuyambira adobe ndi dope yonse. Khomalo lidatsogolera pang’onopang’ono ndikuthamanga ndikugwa mkati, ndikudzaza Chemist. Ottila, agogo ake ndi Isolda adalumphira nthawi. Ma silhouette a Arutun amawonekera m’fumbi.
– Munamukokera bwanji kuno, kodi ali ndi thanzi kuposa inu?! anafunsa Isolde. – Wooo, bulu wanji!!!
– Ah… uh., Ndinamuwonetsa ID, adapereka ngati ng’ombe.
– Kodi ali moyo? Ottila anafunsa.
… – adayankha, kumadzivulira yekha mkamwa. – Kuseka. – Chemist adadzuka nayamba kudzipukusa. – Ndipo wanu adamenyedwa, Osteroid… Eya, ndi dzinalo?! – adayang’ana agogo.
– Ndani,