Wopanda Chinyengo. Wofufuza woseketsa. СтаВл Зосимов Премудрословски
adagwira chibakera ndi manja onse awiri, ndikupukutira nkhope yake ndikuyesayesa kuti ichotse mphuno yake, koma mwana anali atapumulanso zala zake ndikuzichotsa mwadzidzidzi. Incephalopath adagwedeza mutu wake kupita pa bulu ndipo pafupifupi adagwera pabulu wake. Anachira ndikupereka mbama kwa Idot. Iye, yemwe adalandira zoposa izi kamodzi, adazemba ndipo Harutun, ataphonya, ndikutsatira dzanja inertia ndikugwera pabedi lamaluwa.
– Kodi, ukununkha? anafunsa Klop ndikutambasulira dzanja lake laling’ono kwa mnzake kuti adzuke.
– Mdaa, apchi. -Arutun adadzilimira yekha, akukana zomwe Klop adapereka.
– «Mdaa» ndi chiyani?
,Sindinadziwe, Apchi, – akuchita chibwibwi ndipo ndikugwira ndi mphuno, Harutun wadutsa.
Kodi mwayang’ana zikalata zake?
– Inde, uyu ndi mlendo, apchi, wochokera ku Kazakhstan, komwe kuli chuyka.
– Fungo lanji?
– Chabwino, apchi, chigwa cha Chuiskaya, hemp amakula pamenepo.
– Ndipo chinabwera ndi chiyani apa? – adafunsa Idota Klop.
– Ndipo wabwera kuti kuno? – adayankha Idot.
– Kodi ndinu greyhound? Ndinabadwira kuno.
– Kodi sizikuwoneka kuti wabwera kuno? – Wolemba chala ku Intsephalopath Patzan.
– Ndipo pamphumi? apchi.– adagwedeza mphuno yake ndikufalitsa njovu ku Cautasian Harutun.
– Ndidafunsa, Chabwera apa?
– Rodaki anasuntha. Sindinakhalepo wodwaladwala komweko. – wotopa.
– Ndipo chiyani, sutha kuiwala Anasha? Kuthamangitsa?
– sindimamvetsetsa zomwe mukutanthauza? Ndikunena, ndikumukusula ndikupukuta buluyo ndi dzanja lake…
– Ndipo ndiwe wonyansa chani? Osati ma Kents, onse ofanana ndi inu, komanso tsiku lomaliza… Zowala khumi.. Che osaseka?
– Osachepera apchi. – anawonjezera Harutun. – Kuphatikiza – kukana kwa maulamuliro.
Mwanayo adatupa.
– Ndipo ku Kazakhstan, sakupangira chiyani? – Ottila adasintha kamvekedwe kake.
– Eya, potengera izi amadzala iwo, – Idot akusisita mphuno yake. -koma ndidagwira ntchito movomerezeka.
– Zovomerezeka ndi chiyani? apchi. – adadabwitsa Harutun.
– Hemp yatenga? Ay! – Ottila adagundanso chala chomwechi ndi nyundo.
– Zikuyenda bwanji? China chake iwe, apchi, umayendetsa zamkhutu, nthenda. – Arutun wagunda.
– Kodi munamugwira kuti? – bug Klop. – kuchokera apa?
– Ayi, kudutsa mnyumbamo, tawonongeka. Apchi, ndipo koposa zonse, imakula pamenepo wogawana, ngati m’munda.. Mwabzala, apchi, galu?
– Yembekezani, Harutun,.. bwera kuno syudy? – adalamulira Klop.
Idot anayandikira.
– Khalani pansi. Ottila analoza kachitini kenakake ndikuyitembenuza, koma iko kanalibe pansi. Idot adakhala pansi.
– Kwezani manja anu kwa ine, manja anu pansi… Apa. Tsopano, Harutun, bweretsani nyuzipepala.
– Kuchokera kuti? apchi.
– Funsani akazi anu..
– Heh, ungandiuze koyambirira momwe umamupangira mwalamulo? – anawonjezera Harutun.
– Monga, heh. – cholembedwa Idot. – pa thirakitala.
– Kodi mukuzunza chiyani, salaga? – Harutun anakwiya. -Pakudya thirakitara, imakola. Khala pansi, bastard! Za moyo!!!
– Inde, khalani pansi, inu, apo ayi mukuyima ngati mbedza. Pamenepo, khalani pakhonde. – adanenanso Bed bug Corporate.
– Mwachidule, nthabwalazi zinali zikuchitika. – chiyambi cha Idot.
– Ndipo mudaphunzira ndani? anafunsa Klop.
– Inde, kwa woyendetsa woyendetsa thirakitara. Adatumiza ku mapulani, hemp kuyeretsa zingwe. Tarpaulin ya UAZ yanu kuchokera ku zingwe za hemp imasoka.
– Nkuchita bwanji? – adadabwitsa Ottila. – ndipo chiyani?
– Chabwino, adandiyika pamakina otuta cannabis.
– Ndipo izi ndi chiyani? anafunsa Klop.
– Inde. – Anatsimikizira Incephalopath.
– Ndipo mukudziwa kuti? – adadabwitsa Klop.
«Ndili mwana, Apchi,» Harutun adayamba, koma Idot adapitiliza:
– … anali wokonda mankhwala osokoneza bongo.
– Tonthola, mwana wagalu! – Harutun anali wokondwa. – mumasewera, apchi, mumakhala pansi nthawi yayitali.
– Chepetsa, Harutun. – Klop adamwetulira. – pitilizani.
– Eya, pa unyamata wanga ndimakhala ndi kuphunzira ku Caucasus ku Sharaga, ndipo tinali ndi phunziro – makina azolimo adatchedwa. Chifukwa chake, tinadutsa pamakina otuta cannabis. Iye, upchi, amamatira ku Belarus kapena MTZ-40. Voot, apchi.
– Ndipo chotsatira nchiyani? – idatembenukira kwa mwana.
– Chabwino, ndikupita chapamwamba … – idapitilira Idot.
– Zikuyenda bwanji? anafunsa Klop.
«Inde, monga kuphatikiza, apchi, wina ndi mzake,» adafotokoza Intsephalopath. – okhawo tili ndi vuto, ndipo, apchi, ali ndi makwerero.
– ndikuwona. Ndiye chotsatira ndi chiyani?
,Chabwino, ndikupita. – chiyambi cha Idot.
– Ndinaledzera nthawi yomweyo. – adaonjeza Klop.
– What, apchi, hemp ndi nyanja. – adalemba Harutun.
– Ayi, wamkulu, tinatengedwa kupita ku trekita ndi a UAZ ndi apolisi amchigawo ndi namwino. Chigoba chokhala ndi chikwanje chimatha kunyamulidwa, koma osatinso. Dokotala nthawi zonse amakhala atapanikizika. Palibe mawindo pa thirakitala, kutentha, kokha padenga ndi mphepo, onse kuchokera pachitofu ndi poyenda. Kwa maola anayi kusunthaku ndikupuma kotero kuti kusuta sikufunika. Kupatula apo, inunso mulimo. Apa. Ndipo kudutsa minda yonse yomwe ili pakati pa ma nickel, mu jeep, a Kazakh amagwira thirakitala ndikuyendetsa, ndikufuula: «Tsegulani chigolacho. Inde.», Koma ngati simutsegula, akupha. Chifukwa chake mumvera. Mumatsuka makina oyimba ndi fumbi, ndipo fumbi ndi Galimovy hash. Pachifukwa ichi, amaponyera thumba ndi katumba. Kufikira ma kilogalamu asanu adakoka zolemera, kuwerengera, pent!? Mutu wamachesi kwa maola atatu umaphimba asanu. Uwu ndiye mutuwo.
– Ndi ochepa, ndi atatu? – adafunsa mwana wamwamuna Izya, yemwe adatulukira modekha. – kuyesa.
– Chabwino, adalumphira mnyumba, ndikumanjenjemera. Simukuwona kuti ndikufunsa mafunso?
– Muloleni amvere, ndizovomerezeka komanso zophunzitsa – mayiyo, yemwe adawotha khutu, adasokoneza. – chotsatira, ndikupita?
– Mwachidule, mwachidule, ndikupita, kachilombo kakuuluka ndipo kankandiphimba, koma sindinakikuseni, ndinangotulutsa mpweya. Ndipo ndikuyang’ana, mnzakeyo akuyendetsa kutsogolo, ndipo adzalumphira kunja kwa thirakitala ndikuthamangira mbali, ndipo thirakitayo ikupitabe. Ndimayang’ana pagalasi, ndipo m’menemo wapolisi wa UAZ ndi dotolo amayandikira kusintha kosinthika. Sindili pamalopo. Ndipo kuchokera ku UAZ, pent ija idatha pambuyo poti kuthawa kudutsa.
– Ndipo bwanji adayendetsa choncho, mumanyoza? – bug Klop.
– Anasuta, moron, asanatchetse. Mphepo yamkuntho, yonse, idasokoneza nsanja ya munthu wosaukayo ndipo zikuwoneka kuti iye anali kutchetcha ntchentche pamalingaliro a omwe akukonzekera, mukuganiza kwanu – oyendetsa mankhwala osokoneza bongo. Ndiyeno, choyimira, ma penti adawotchedwa. Ndiye, ndiye kuti ali ndi mlandu.
– Hi