HookupGeek’s Datingology Lab. Jessica Walker
that you’re given the fan-fucking-tastic hints on dating and hooking up to catch the best cuties ever;
● deliver you the most f – unexpected and – along with this – the most credible insights on the info associated with a particular dating service (either it is a site or an app); and
● create your mood in such a way that it’d become off the heezy fosheezy and ensured you the greatest and the most curious sexual experiments with no negative consequences ever!
Yay, as you might’ve noticed, HOOKUPGEEK is gonna take all the possible care of you, so that you ain’t ever gonna have any troubles with dating another kinky chick or a guy – hey, yeah, we’re acting regardless of the norms and traditions, so we tolerate merely any sexual preference you may come up with! This is why we’ve created datingology. Scroll down, and you’re gonna find out what secrets it hides and which details no other reviewer could disclose – but we can! Don’t listen to any other reviewers – they’re all f – fakes – only HOOKUPGEEK’s gonna let ya taste the pleasure!
HOOKUPGEEK’s Anti-Research: What Is It All About?
As you might’ve already noticed, this is a real anti-research, since we don’t use that boring scholar language and are aimed to light your way to sexual satisfaction up! What’s more, datingology is not an officially acknowledged science, so the research we’ve conducted can’t actually be a f – official one – but still it ain’t deprived of cool cat professionals’ contribution!
Hence, what we used to create it all? About 200 sites and apps were analyzed by us, around 50 000 profiles of these sites and apps’ users were considered, and no more than 100,000 users’ reviews were collected to evaluate everything! Thus, within this anti-research you’re gonna find out much of the holy shit stuff to admire about that like namely,
★ super credible and up-to-date stats on everything related to dating;
★ super duper up the yin-yang facts to be funky monkey;
★ real and working hints on how to succeed in dating;
★ efficient pieces of advice on how to get the most unbearable satisfaction;
★ effective insights about the sex-up ideas for dates, users’ motives for using dating and hookup apps and websites;
★ really gorgeous and unique guide on how to pick up the best adult dating services, distinguish between the real and fake profiles and how to present yourself to hook up the best matches ever.
As we showed you who are our experts are, you’ll have the assistance of the most professional users of dating services, so that you can really (!!!) count for their assistance right within this HOOKUPGEEK’s anti-research.
Credibility And Authority Of HOOKUPGEEK’s Anti-Research
Yep, this is just a reasonable section to cover, for – as our reader and as a possible user of the dating services – you gotta really be sure that you can trust us! So, these are the reasons why you can follow our hints and examples,
★ when reading any of the reviews we’ve elaborated for you, you can make your own judgements and come up with your own conclusions about a particular dating or webcam service;
★ we assess all the most important and impacting features of the sites and pay attention not only to the prices and design (as those dummy reviewers do) but to the security, presence of scam, hidden fees, and, of course, to the credibility of the profiles;
★ we arrange the real dates and compare if the profile owner has the same appearance in reality as they exhibited online;
★ we do not cooperate with neither of the websites, which we review, for our mission is some more different – that’s not all about ads, since we have no professionals in this domain; and, finally,
★ we’re just a team of the f – off the heezy fo’ sheezy persons, who just adore the job they’re performing and give everything to it!
So, there is no one who’d’ve been better than we, as we’re snoochie boochies!
Aim Of The Anti-Research
We guess, it’d be quite reasonable to communicate both the aims HOOKUPGEEK is to fulfill and the aims, which you, our beloved reader, may have to read this f – sugar honey ice tea anti-research! So, HOOKUPGEEK’s coming first, and we’re sharing our main purposes to have this all stuff investigated and written,
★ we’re standing for the horniest and the most pleasant experiences our readers are expected to have;
★ we want each of the readers we have to obtain the best impressions out of hooking up and dating online;
★ we ourselves adore getting engaged in some passionate affairs to get the greatest and Jesus-made-it gratification;
★ we aim to disclose every part of our experience we have gained through all these years so that you’d be really equipped and armed with the tools to detect the scam and to use only the credible websites;
★ we have a purpose to improve the overall quality of the dating apps and sites to stop this evolving negative trend of having all the users scammed.
As our reader (we do acknowledge, we love you more than heaven), you can have the following purposes why you gotta read all this crazy-man stuff which is being weird is not deprived of making your dick hard! So, you are likely to have the following purposes,
★ you’re exhausted of those f – experiments with me-don’t-know-what to grab the best dating site or hookup app;
★ you’ve wasted much dough for the online services, which showed you nothing else but the stupid blah-blah-blah and bot based profiles;
★ you’re in need of some sexual relations but it’s quite complicated to find them in the real life;
★ you’d be eager to have some serious ties if you’d’ve found at least any real person on one of those innumerable dating and hookup sites.
Yay! Clapping! Our purposes are so similar so that you’re always welcome to step ahead and grab the most spiffylicious facts and actions to complete after reading the ideas by HOOKUPGEEK! So, give us your hands, and we’ll have it all together, you know!
Possible Application Of The Results
As any research – even the one, which’d be referred to with the prefix anti- – is supposed to possess at least any application. Otherwise, what on earth is the point of the writing!? So, regardless of the fact that this is just slamming beginning, and we’ve not told you anything special, we’d love to propose you the way in which you’re gonna use the data we’ll have shared with you!
★ you will forget about any scam you used to have when you didn’t read us;
★ you’ll be deprived of any negative impressions of the dating process, «cause you’re gonna have the most successful and mind-boggling experiences ever;
★ you’ll never have that awful waste of time and money for the fake dating and hookup services, as we’re gonna show you how to avoid it all; and, finally,
★ you’ll just be having the most everlasting pleasure whenever you want to, as you’ll know how to detect the scam and fraud and how to bran the credibility only!
So, we bet, you’re gonna love these ways of our results’ application, and by the time you have finished the reading of this holy masterpiece, you’ll have arranged innumerable number of successful dates and you’ll have had the mind-boggling alluring experiences! Yep, HOOKUPGEEK guarantees!
The Theory Of Online Dating
Right here, we’re setting in motion! Yay, right here, you’re gonna figure it out all secrets and mechanisms