Tales of the Old London Slum – Complete Series. Morrison Arthur
a little dirt, and rub it down the front of his apron, to give himself a well-worked and business-like appearance; and he greatly impeded women who looked at the saucepans and the mousetraps, ere they entered the shop, by his anxiety to cut them off from Mr Grinder and serve them himself. He remembered the boy at the toy-shop in Bishopsgate Street, years ago, who had chased him through Spitalfields; and he wished that some lurching youngster would snatch a mousetrap, that he might make a chase himself.
At Mr Grinder’s every call Dicky was prompt and willing; for every new duty was a fresh delight, and the whole day a prolonged game of real shopkeeping. And at his tea—he was to have tea each day in addition to three and sixpence every Saturday—he took scarce five minutes. There was a trolley—just such a thing as porters used at railway stations, but smaller—which was his own particular implement, his own to pack parcels on for delivery to such few customers as did not carry away their own purchases: and to acquire the dexterous management of this trolley was a pure joy. He bolted his tea to start the sooner on a trolley-journey to a public-house two hundred yards away.
His enthusiasm for work as an amusement cooled in a day or two, but all his pride in it remained. The fight with Dove Lane waxed amain, but Dicky would not be tempted into more than a distant interest in it. In his day-dreams he saw himself a tradesman, with a shop of his own and the name ‘R. Perrott,’ with a gold flourish, over the door. He would employ a boy himself then; and there would be a parlour, with stuff-bottomed chairs and a shade of flowers, and Em grown up and playing on the piano. Truly Father Sturt was right: the hooks were fools, and the straight game was the better.
Bobby Roper, the hunchback, went past the shop once, and saw him. Dicky, minding his new dignity, ignored his enemy, and for the first time for a year and more, allowed him to pass without either taunt or blow. The other, astonished at Dicky’s new occupation, came back and back again, staring, from a safe distance, at Dicky and the shop. Dicky, on his part, took no more notice than to assume an ostentatious vigilance: so that the hunchback, baring his teeth in a snigger of malice, at last turned on his heel and rolled off.
Twice Kiddo Cook passed, but made no sign of recognition beyond a wink; and Dicky felt grateful for Kiddo’s obvious fear of compromising him. Once old Beveridge came by, striding rapidly, his tatters flying, and the legend ‘Hard Up’ chalked on his hat, as was his manner in his town rambles. He stopped abruptly at sight of Dicky, stooped, and said:—‘Dicky Perrott? Hum—hum—hey?’ Then he hurried on, doubtless conceiving just such a fear as Kiddo Cook’s. As for Tommy Rann, his affections were alienated by Dicky’s outset refusal to secrete treacle in a tin mug for a midnight carouse; and he did not show himself. So matters went for near a week.
But Mr Weech missed Dicky sadly. It was rare for a day to pass without a visit from Dicky, and Dicky had a way of bringing good things. Mr Weech would not have sold Dicky’s custom for ten shillings a week. So that when Mr Weech inquired, and found that Dicky was at work in an oil-shop, he was naturally annoyed. Moreover, if Dicky Perrott got into that way of life, he would have no fear for himself, and might get talking inconveniently among his new friends about the business affairs of Mr Aaron Weech. And at this reflection that philanthropist grew thoughtful.
CHAPTER XIX
DICKY had gone on an errand, and Mr Grinder was at the shop door, when there appeared before him a whiskered and smirking figure, with a quick glance each way along the street, and a long and smiling one at the oil-man’s necktie.
‘Good mornin’, Mr Grinder, good mornin’ sir.’ Mr Weech stroked his left palm with his right fist and nodded pleasantly. ‘I’m in business meself, over in Meakin Street—name of Weech: p’r’aps you know the shop? I—I jist ‘opped over to ask’—Grinder led the way into the shop—‘to ask (so’s to make things quite sure y’know, though no doubt it’s all right) to ask if it’s correct you’re awfferin’ brass roastin’-jacks at a shillin’ each.’
‘Brass roastin’-jacks at a shillin’?’ exclaimed Grinder, shocked at the notion. ‘Why, no!’
Mr Weech appeared mildly surprised. ‘Nor yut seven-poun’ jars o’ jam an’ pickles at sixpence?’ he pursued, with his eye on those ranged behind the counter.
‘No!’
‘Nor doormats at fourpence?’
‘Fourpence? Cert’nly not!’
Mr Weech’s face fell into a blank perplexity. He pawed his ear with a doubtful air, murmuring absently:—‘Well I’m sure ‘e said fourpence: an’ sixpence for pickles, an’ bring ‘em round after the shop was shut. But there’, he added, more briskly, ‘there’s no ‘arm done, an’ no doubt it’s a mistake.’ He turned as though to leave, but Grinder restrained him.
‘But look ‘ere,’ he said, ‘I want to know about this. Wotjer mean? ‘Oo was goin’ to bring round pickles after the shop was shut? ‘Oo said fourpence for doormats?’
‘Oh, I expect it’s jest a little mistake, that’s all,’ answered Weech, making another motion toward the door; ‘an’ I don’t want to git nobody into trouble.’
‘Trouble? Nice trouble I’d be in if I sold brass smoke-jacks for a bob! There’s somethink ‘ere as I ought to know about. Tell me about it straight.’
Weech looked thoughtfully at the oil-man’s top waistcoat button for a few seconds, and then said:—‘Yus, p’raps I better. I can feel for you, Mr Grinder, ‘avin’ a feelin’ ‘art, an’ bein’ in business meself. Where’s your boy?’
‘Gawn out.’
‘Comin’ back soon?’
‘Not yut. Come in the back-parlour.’
There Mr Weech, with ingenuous reluctance, assured Mr Grinder that Dicky Perrott had importuned him to buy the goods in question at the prices he had mentioned, together with others—readily named now that the oil-man swallowed so freely—and that they were to be delivered and paid for at night when Dicky left work. But perhaps, Mr Weech concluded, parading an obstinate belief in human nature, perhaps the boy, being new to the business, had mistaken the prices, and was merely doing his best to push his master’s trade.
‘No fear o’ that,’ said Grinder, shaking his head gloomily. ‘Not the least fear o’ that. ‘E knows the cheapest doormats I got’s one an’ six—I ‘eard him tell customers so outside a dozen times; an’ anyone can see the smoke-jacks is ticketed five an ‘nine’—as Mr Weech had seen, when he spoke of them. ‘I thought that boy was too eager an’ willin’ to be quite genavin,’ Dicky’s master went on. ”E ain’t ‘ad me yut, that’s one comfort: if anythin’ ‘ud bin gawn I’d ‘a’ missed it. But out ‘e goes as soon as ‘e comes back: you can take yer davy o’ that!’
‘Ah,’ replied Mr Weech, ‘it’s fearful the wickedness there is about, ain’t it? It’s enough to break yer ‘art. Sich a neighb’r’ood, too! Wy, if it was known as I’d give you this ‘ere little friendly information, bein’ in business meself an’ knowin’ wot it is, my life wouldn’t be safe a hower. It wouldn’t, Mr Grinder.’
‘Wouldn’t it?’ said Mr Grinder. ‘You mean them in the Jago, I s’pose.’
‘Yus. They’re a awful lot, Mr Grinder—you’ve no idear. The father o’ this ‘ere boy as I’ve warned you aginst, ‘e’s in with a desprit gang, an’ they’d murder me if they thought I’d come an’ told you honest, w’en you might ‘a’ bin robbed, as is my nature to. They would indeed. So o’ course you won’t say wot I toldjer, nor ‘oo give you this ‘ere honourable friendly warnin’—not to nobody.’
‘That’s awright,’ answered the simple Grinder, ‘I won’t let on. But out ‘e goes, promp’. I’m obliged to ye, Mr Weech. Er—r wot’ll ye