TABLE TALES. Richard Alther
taste. As simple as this sounds the sweet/sour combination really works. An alternative might be to combine the Dijon mustard with a cranberry jam. Use your imagination. Make the sauce the day ahead.
Turkey (or Pork) Tenderloins
Spinach Squares With Shallots and Swiss Cheese
(FOR 8)
3 packages frozen chopped spinach
4 large shallots, diced
3 tablespoons olive oil
1½ cups finely grated Swiss cheese
Egg Beaters 1 cup, or 6 beaten eggs
salt to taste
non-stick cooking oil spray
TIME SAVER
This spinach dish can be made earlier in the day, or even the day before, and reheated just before serving.
Caramel Pecan Chocolate Sheet Cake
FOR THE CAKE
1½ cups raw pecans, toasted, roughly chopped (so as not to get lost in the eating)
3 cups all-purpose flour
2 cups sugar
½ cup unsweetened natural cocoa
2 teaspoons baking soda
1 teaspoon salt
¾ cups of good vegetable oil
2 tablespoons white vinegar
2 teaspoons vanilla extract
1 cup semi-sweet chocolate chips
1½ cups commercial caramel or butterscotch sauce, commonly available.
You can make your own but it’s too much effort and no more of an impact on the final result. (One 17oz. jar “Mrs. Richardson’s” = 1 ½ cups)
WHIPPED CREAM
more than you’ll need but I like to serve more than a “dollop”
1 pint (2 cups) heavy cream
4 tablespoons powdered sugar
2 teaspoons vanilla extract
TIME SAVER
This cake freezes beautifully for weeks properly wrapped in foil. Consider doubling the recipe and freezing in small packages for several meals.
This cake is basically a brownie that Ray and I regard as having morphed into something more sumptuous, with a middle layer of toasted pecans and caramel. The recipe that follows is for a 9x13 pan and can easily serve a dozen, but I often double or triple it for larger gatherings. Slice and plate it from the pan in the kitchen. The sweetened whipped cream dished alongside is important for contrast, heightening the rich chocolate. Dot the whipped cream with one or two whole pecan halves that you’ll be toasting.
This dessert is straight-forward and very easy to produce, considering the pleasure-factor, which is always huge.
HOSPITALITY TIP
We prefer round or oval tables to foster eye contact among all guests when the conversation on occasion entices everyone. That way, it’s possible for two friends not seated close by to make at least some sort of cross-table connection by dinner’s end.
Rich never has his flower and candle arrangements higher than 8 to 10 inches so no one – even the shortest – cannot be full-frontal facially and completely included. Often, at Christmas especially, a few of the florist-wannabe’s (atheists, even!) can get carried away with the archangels and gauze.
“People have tried and they have tried, but sex is not better than sweet corn.”
– GARRISON KEILLOR
CHAPTER THREE
The Wardrobe Malfunction
DORIS is petite except in one way, well really two. She’s built like Dolly Parton without the wig.
It’s a fantastic summer day in Vermont, meaning it’s suddenly steamy, humid and sultry like the rest of the nation. Women friends coming to our porch dinner party will finally have a chance to wear that sexy number with spaghetti straps, or a colorful Indian print floor-length frock that might see the light of day twice a decade. And gay male hosts, unlike their husbands, will actually notice. And rave about.
Angela has seized upon the occasion to sport a violet sombrero like those outrageous chapeaus worn by the upper class ladies at Wimbleton and royal weddings. Meanwhile, her husband is in sandals, baggy shorts and a rumpled polo shirt – such a guy.
We’re all in manic good spirits but part-way through dinner the decibel level is noticeably lower. And then it comes to a halt. One half of Doris’s ample endowment (please, in au naturale Vermont, there is no Hollywood augmentation) has slipped out of her bodice. And there it