WHAT GOES AROUND. DAVID J CHRISTOPHER
what do you know about Helen?" I ask Lucy.
"Not much really," she replies. "I think that she moved here from England after her husband died. He had some sort of business I'm guessing. She doesn't talk about her past very much."
"Join the club," I mutter, "Family?"
"She never mentions them."
"Photos on the mantelpiece?"
"I've never been to the house actually. Helen's always saying that I must go up sometime but the invite never quite materialised."
"Join the club." I mutter.
"I invite you round all the time." Lucy sounds defensive.
"You do," I concede, "especially if you've a job you need doing." I smile at her in a way that I hope compensates for the barbed nature of my comment. Lucy decides to ignore me and carries on.
"I've rung the bell a couple of times when I've passed by the house, but Helen never heard me, and you can't get into the house if she doesn't open the electric gate."
"So, no word at all?"
"Not a sausage. I've left about five messages on her phone and sent her a couple of emails. I've tried whatsapping her, face timing and facebooking her too."
"You've what?" I ask.
"Just how old are you?" Lucy says by way of reply.
"He's sixty-three," Terry pipes up.
It was obviously a mistake to tell him my age. I make a point of giving people as little personal information as possible. Why are people so obsessed with knowing everything about you? Where are you from? What did you do in England? Why don't your family ever visit? Where have you been? How do you manage for money? Aren't you lonely? Have you been married? Mind your own fucking business, I say. Helen sounds like she's a chip off the old block. Terry moves back to our table having polished off the egg yolk with a piece of bread. He leaves the cats to lick the plate.
"That's better," he says, "just need a beer to wash it down. Billy!" he calls out to our host for a refill. Billy will automatically bring one for me too even though my current bottle is only half empty. We seem to be speeding up, and it's still only half three. The afternoon sun is dancing on the water. The wind is beginning to pick up a little from the north west and the sun umbrella above us blows a little.
"I'm betting she's gone off to see family," suggests Terry. "They've probably flown in to Aktion and they've got a holiday house somewhere which she's staying at too. Probably sitting by the pool sipping cocktails as we speak."
"She would definitely have told me," replies Lucy, "and why isn't she replying to my messages?"
"Not everyone is connected at the hip to the internet world," I offer. "Not everyone is sitting at a desk just waiting for someone to send them an email so they can instantly reply. Not everyone wants to broadcast to the world their every move. Not everyone believes that anyone else is, or should be, remotely interested in whether they are in a relationship, or having a sodding coffee in the High Street with Tom, Dick or bleedin' Bob. Some of us are too busy living."
"Bloody hell," Terry says, "that's the longest rant you've had today. The beer is obviously working a treat. Cheers mate." He proffers his bottle to mine and we chink them together.
"Excuse me I'm sure," says Lucy, "well, do you think you could fit a quick scout around Helen's into your busy schedule Mr Trump?"
"Fuck off." A couple at the furthest table turn around. "Sorry," I say holding up my hand by way of apology. "I need some cake," I say, as though that will soak up the alcohol now flowing freely through my veins.
"I'll buy you a piece of cake if you come up with me to the house," says Lucy.
"Chocolate?"
"Chocolate."
"Just a look?"
"Just a look."
"I'm a fool to myself but go on then. Anything for a piece of Pavlos's chocolate cake."
"I'll pop in and buy it," says Lucy, "I need to powder my nose anyway."
"You're not actually going to get involved in this are you?" asks Terry once Lucy disappears inside.
"Involved in what?" I ask. "Like you say the woman is probably on the mainland pissed as a fart with her telephone switched firmly to off. No, I'm certain that this is just Lucy being Lucy. I just fancy having a nose around Helen's place."
"Good luck to you," replies Terry. "You'll need that cake though. It's one hell of a climb up there on foot. I'll give you a lift if you like."
Tempting though the offer is, I make it a rule never to accept a lift from Terry once he's had three beers. Painful experience tells me that when past that level he struggles to keep the moped upright on the twisty lanes. Goodness knows how he hasn't killed himself yet, but he's not getting me. Lucy returns with the best-looking cake this side of Athens.
"Terry has just pointed out that Lady Helen built her castle on a very high hill," I say. "Normally I would be happy to walk but I've got a slight hamstring twinge."
"She's not a lady," replies Lucy.
"I was joking."
"She's a Countess I think."
"Are you serious?" I ask. "That's a little bit of information you left out earlier. Whatever title she may or may not have her house is still bloody high up."
"I'll go and fetch the quad dad bought me to replace the moped," said Lucy. "I haven't had seven beers."
"Six," Terry and I reply in unison. I've never had the pleasure of being taken for a ride by Lucy on her quad, but I've seen her pass by on it many times. I'm going to be as safe as houses. From what I've seen she rides it as though she is taking part in a royal funeral procession. I'm happy to accept her offer. We'll be up to Helen's and back before my next beer has had time to warm up.
Five minutes later I'm sitting behind Lucy who revs the quad and pulls away at what seems to me to be just above walking speed, borderline jogging. She is wearing a full helmet and offers me one too which I reject theatrically. Only the holidaymakers wear helmets on the island. We take a left and drive along behind the boats. I wave at the people on their yachts, resting now after their sail, and enjoying a well-earned drink. We turn right again past her flat and out towards the marina at which we turn left and serenely climb the windy road up towards Helen's pad. As we go, Lucy half turns.
"There's just one thing," she says. "I told you it's got a massive electric gate. How are we going to get in?"
I tap the side of my nose, missing the first time but connecting on the second attempt. "Don't you worry about that. Roydon has his little secrets," I say.
Chapter Five
I climb off the quad a little reluctantly. The view from up here is stunning even for an old salt like me who's been everywhere and seen everything. Helen has certainly built her villa in a great spot. I can see north to Lefkas, west to Palairos, and south towards the island of Kastos. Down below me is the marina and from here I can see the scars of the building works on the other side of the entrance to the village. Stark modern villas will soon line the hillside.
"So, superstar, how are we going to get over this?" Lucy is standing beneath a wrought iron gate that must stand at least eight feet high.
"You not able to climb it then?" I ask.
"I skipped that bit when I was doing my basic training," Lucy replies.
"For what?"
"The army of course."
"You were in the army?" I say, "well I'd never have guessed that."
She smiles at me and I realise that she's having me for a kipper. I move towards the gate and grab hold of the uprights. "Don't just stand there." I nod my head to show her where she should take hold of it.
"You seriously