Fourth Down and Out. Andrew Welsh-Huggins
A moment of silence. Then he said, “The thing is, I’m in a bit of trouble. Wondering if I could talk to you.”
“Always happy to talk. Any particular topic?”
“It’s kind of a long story.”
“It usually is. I’m free tomorrow morning.”
“I was hoping for sooner.”
“Sooner?”
“Like today.”
“Today.”
“Like, maybe, this morning.”
I glanced at the paper. I still had Travel, Arts and Life, and Business to get through, and I was already thinking a third muffin wouldn’t be such a bad idea. And then of course there was 11:30 a.m.
“Mind if I ask what kind of trouble?”
“It might be better to tell you about it in person. If that’s OK. Is your office close?”
“You do know it’s Sunday morning, right? Is it really that urgent?”
“Yes,” he said. “Burke Cunningham recommended you. Said it was OK to call.”
Of course Burke would say that. So now I was stuck: either get mad at Burke for siccing what could well be a paying client on me, or get mad at the client just because it wasn’t the world’s most convenient time to call. Decisions, decisions.
I told him where I was.
“Any place less public?” he said.
“Plenty of places,” I said. “But this is where I am at the moment.”
“Your office?”
“That would be my living room. Which is a little cluttered right now.”
“OK,” he said finally.
I added, “I’ll be the grumpy-looking guy wearing—”
He interrupted. “I know what you look like.”
Of course he did. Everyone did. Some days it seemed like I was the only person left who didn’t recognize the guy in my bathroom mirror.
3
Less than half an hour later the coffee shop door opened and a man who didn’t look like he was enjoying a relaxing Sunday morning in mid-November walked in. White, age indeterminate but someplace in his early forties. Tall, or taller than me, anyway, sandy hair receding, a few extra pounds but otherwise pretty good looking. Black peacoat, unbuttoned, khakis and blue button-down shirt.
“Ted Hamilton,” he said, stopping at my table.
“Nice to meet you,” I said, shaking the proffered hand. “Coffee?”
He shook his head. “Last thing I need right now.”
“So how can I help you?”
“It’s bad,” Hamilton said, sitting down. “I don’t know what I was thinking.”
I waited. It was a familiar type of conversation.
“If you can’t help me, then what? I could be well and truly screwed.”
“I won’t know if I can help until I hear your story.”
“OK,” he said, pausing as he looked around the coffee shop. He took a breath. “It’s like this. I dropped my daughter off at a party Friday night—I needed the car and she was going to get a ride home later. We know the parents, and they were inviting people to stay and have a drink.”
“Where?”
“In the kitchen.”
“No—the house, I mean. What part of town.”
“Upper Arlington. Big place. Near the golf course.”
“That where you live?”
“No. Girls go to school together. Columbus Prep. We live in Clintonville.”
“Gotcha. Go on. You had a beer.”
“Right,” he said. “OK, maybe a couple beers. And I hadn’t eaten yet. Big mistake. I’ve got this blood sugar thing. Anyway, before I left I had to use the bathroom. Somebody was in the downstairs one, so I went upstairs. You know? And after I was finished and came out, I bump into my daughter’s friend. The one whose house it is.”
“This is still upstairs?”
“Right. In the hallway.”
“What’s the girl’s name.”
“Jennifer. Jennifer Rawlings.”
“OK.”
“And she’s like, really glad to see me. You know. ‘Hey, Mr. Hamilton. How’s it going? Whoa, I like that shirt. How’s stuff at work.’ That kind of thing.”
“OK,” I repeated. My ex-wives used to complain, rightfully, that I was slow on the uptake. But even I could see where this was headed.
“So we start chatting, about school and movies and whatever, and then she mentions she’s got something she’s been meaning to show me. In her room.”
I sighed. Couldn’t help myself.
“So we go in there, and God, I don’t know, the next thing I know we’re, ah, kissing, and she’s really, like, sort of all over me.”
“All over you.”
“That’s right.”
“And you’re pushing her away? Fighting the whole time?”
He looked down. “Not exactly.”
“Then what happened?”
“Thing is,” he said. “I was a little drunk. And she was, you know, really hot, if you want the truth. And things with my wife and me, lately . . .”
“Keep going.”
“So we’re kissing, and I mean she seems really turned on, and then just when I’m starting to think, you know, how far is this going, she pulls away. Says she hears someone.”
“Did she?”
“I don’t know. I just know it all stopped real fast after that. After a few seconds she told me I better go. So I did. Left immediately. Right down the stairs and out.”
“Anybody see you leave?”
“No idea. I was in a haze at that point.”
“I take it that wasn’t the end of things, or we wouldn’t be sitting here.”
He shook his head. “Yesterday I was checking my e-mail, and I saw this message from someone I didn’t recognize. Subject line said, ‘You and Jennifer.’ My stomach dropped. Didn’t know what to think. Guessed maybe it was from her father or something.”
“I’m guessing it wasn’t.”
“I click on it and there’s a real short message. ‘One thousand dollars by midnight Monday or this goes up on YouTube.’”
“That’s it?”
“That’s it. I click on the attachment and it’s a video. A video of us. In that room. It’s, it’s crystal clear.”
“Any idea who the e-mail’s from?”
He shook his head again. “The address was just letters and numbers. I figured it was her. But then I realized somebody had to shoot the footage, unless she did it herself somehow, remotely.”
“Any idea how they got your e-mail?”
“Who knows. Internet? School directory? It’s out there.”
I said, “May