Loves & Miracles of Pistola. Hilary Prendini Toffoli
Austrian.
It’s not through Donato’s ossario connection though that he gets the part of a soldier, but the fact that he can ride a horse. Since Pistola and Fiorenzo can’t, they’re playing peasants. In Pistola’s case it’s a small acting role. He has to run, grab one of the children, and put him on a haycart, repeating it over and over until Visconti is happy.
Happy is not an apt word for this morose film director. Black-eyed and heavy-browed, he stomps around in a straw hat, an eternal cigarette in his mouth, looking as if he’d rather be in his family castle, away from these common village folk. On a far friendlier stretch of movie turf altogether is his attractive young assistant director, Franco Zeffirelli, who, in his jeans, boots, and cowboy hat, appears not much older than Pistola and his mates. He’s the one who moves into action when Visconti shouts, ‘I need thirty peasants down here on this side.’ His pleasantly perfumed, smiling blond presence puts them all at ease.
Generally, however, the shoot appears hopelessly disorganised. Hundreds of extras dressed as soldiers mill around. They run off to war when one kind of whistle blows, and then run back again at the sound of another. Most of the time nothing much happens.
Still, being in a movie in glorious Technicolor made by Italy’s most famous director is the most exciting thing that has ever happened to Pistola. His only regret is that the electrifying love scenes between Italy’s two heartthrobs that he expected to see are not being shot there at all. Only the battle scenes.
On the third day of shooting, he spots his hero reclining in his chair labelled ‘GIROTTI’ with a cigarette and a bottle of Peroni. This, Pistola decides, is the day to get his autograph. But the star is elusive. He keeps vanishing into the dusty killing fields and disappearing among piles of corpses covered with tomato sauce. At lunchtime he goes off with Zeffirelli to the restaurant below the stone bridge at Borghetto Castle. This is Pistola’s chance. With Fiorenzo for moral support, he follows them, positioning himself behind a tree as the two movie men make suggestive jokes with the blushing waitress about the local stuffed pasta speciality, agnolini.
Finally, Pistola plucks up courage and approaches the table. It’s nowhere near as scary as he feared. Girotti gives him a smile that creases his cheeks all the way up to his famously photogenic eyes, and after signing the photograph Pistola has torn from Zia Andromaca’s Oggi, the film star looks up at him and announces, ‘You know, you’ve got the kind of face they’re looking for at Cinecittà. You should go to Rome and try your luck.’ Glancing across at his colleague, he says, ‘Eh, Franco? Che pensi?’
Zeffirelli glances for a moment at the large dark eyes set in the perfectly shaped and proportioned features that Pistola inherited from his mother, gives him an equally charismatic smile, and says, ‘Why not? He’s certainly got the bones.’
Pistola manages to mutter his thanks and back away covered in confusion, aware of the envious sniggering of his friend whose bones have gone unnoticed. Not that he knows whether he’s good-looking or not, or feels in any way gratified by the attention. The film world is not a career he has ever considered, and there’s no way he would ever dream of heading for Cinecittà. Right now, all he’s aware of is how pathetic he must seem, unable to produce even the smallest witty crack in response. A rural idiot of the rawest kind, self-conscious and out of his depth.
The reality is that they terrify him, these beautifully dressed, gloriously smelling movie types from Rome. They’re as foreign as Martians. They inhabit the sophisticated world he has seen in the movies, where privileged, complex people behave with urbanity and style. It’s a world an awkward country boy might admire but of which he is wary. You never know, for example, when one of them might be after you. And then what?
This is an area he has already had experience of with a Jesuit priest who gave him extra Latin lessons after school in his study. Don Tinca was a scrawny little chap, and Pistola was small and skinny himself in those days, so it did not seem strange when the priest patted his knee and said, ‘Come and sit on my lap while we see what delights Cicero has in store for us today.’
He happily sat on the friendly priest’s knee during every extra lesson, poring over the book with him, and the priest didn’t touch him in any inappropriate way. At his last lesson, he gave Pistola a book of Ovid’s poetry inscribed, To Ettore, in the hopes of a great literary career. It was only later, when his schoolfriends imparted the extraordinary information that Don Tinca liked to do rude things with boys, that he realised his sessions on the priest’s lap might not have been as innocent as he thought. It put him off the church forever.
So he regards Girotti’s flattering remarks with a certain amount of suspicion. For the rest of the shoot, he keeps as close an eye as possible on the main players and is intrigued to see that on the day Alida Valli does make a tantalisingly brief visit to the set, both Girotti and Zeffirelli are all over her, stroking her hair and gazing into her eyes.
‘Mamma mia, they’re both in love with her,’ he announces to Donato with a certain pride in being the one to make the revelation. ‘Have you noticed?’
Donato shrugs. ‘Ma va là! Do me a favour! That’s how these people behave. Have to make each other feel good so they can work together. It’s all politics.’ His scorn is palpable. ‘You’re on the wrong track as usual, Pistolino. Haven’t you noticed how the director looks at his assistant director? Where have you been? I’m out there on the battlefield, struggling to stop that goddamned horse throwing me, yet I can’t help noticing what’s going on between them, while right here under your nose you can’t even see it. Anyway, I’ve decided I can’t stand movie people. All this hysterical egotism under a veil of loving camaraderie …’
Yet Pistola does notice something rather curious one afternoon. He’s hanging around the camera crew, trying to cadge a cigarette off one of them, when he spots Aguinaldo having an intense conversation with the assistant director. He’s crouched on his haunches in front of Zeffirelli and gazing at him with admiration. The assistant director is leaning so close to Aguinaldo’s face, it looks as if he’s going to kiss him. They carry on a long low-voiced exchange so intimate and affectionate that Visconti, sitting nearby, notices it and suddenly rises, shaking his large head like a lion irritated by flies. When he snaps something at the assistant director, Zeffirelli leaps to his feet and joins him.
Afterwards, Pistola decides it was all in his imagination, that there’s no way a randy bastard like Aguinaldo could ever get into bed with a man. But when he tells Donato and Fiorenzo, their mocking reactions are unanimous.
‘You know as well as I do he’s capable of anything,’ says Fiorenzo.
‘If it was in his interests,’ says Donato, ‘Aguinaldo would screw the Pope.’
The day after filming finishes, Pistola writes a short piece about what it’s like to be an extra on a Visconti movie for the morning newspaper, La Gazzetta di Mantova. His philosophy professore, Signor Orvieto, has a brother who works there, and the two of them encourage the literary talents of boys from the Liceo. The newspaper even pays a nominal fee.
Pistola has discovered he has a way with the written word, though so far the only thing he has managed to get published is a report on Campino’s Archaeological Society that highlights its recent fossil finds. The only person who appears to have read it is his geography professore, whose only comment was, ‘I can’t imagine your grandfather pays you much to publicise his miserable efforts, considering the abysmal quality of the writing.’
But he’s prepared to put up with scorn for the pocket money. So he posts his latest journalistic effort and heads for Giacinto Zanetti’s bar to spend some of it on a gelato.
At the back of the bar is a table of rummy players. Fiorenzo’s father, Pino, Cremonini the coffin maker, and two high rollers who keep slapping down one-thousand-lire notes – Pistola’s