Как сделать еврея счастливым. Шмиэл Сандлер

Как сделать еврея счастливым

где в судорогах, бедолага, – подумал я, – тут такая суматоха вокруг и не заметят, как кондрашка хватит мужика». Но все напрасно, племянник как в воду канул. Продолжая надрывно рыдать, вошедшие в раж бабки, деловито примеряли саван на усопшего и грели воду, чтобы обмыть его тело. Один из соратников, видимо душеприказчик, отдавал последние распоряжения агентам из «Гражданских похорон».

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