Alphabet of Manliness (revised and updated). Maddox
Xanthippe was the most difficult person to live with, because after having dealt with her brand of bullshit, he asserted that he could easily get along with anyone else.
Xanthippe was notoriously thickheaded. The smartest thing to ever come out of Xanthippe’s mouth was Socrates’s cock. Socrates eagerly had three children with Xanthippe, not because he wanted children, but because he wanted to put her through the pain of childbirth three times. He would have had a fourth child if he weren’t seriously concerned that his penis would fall off due to frostbite (Figure 4).
Figure 4: Xanthippe’s vagina.
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